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翻译：Haunted 平底锅上尤金的脸 Lucia 酥梨
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翻译：板栗 PPMilkovich 降温器啦啦啦 艾莉森
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校订 后期：WaitinZ
注：《冰雪奇缘》艾莎宫殿
注：《超人总动员2》片头迪士尼城堡
注：《阿拉丁》苏丹宫殿 《小美人鱼》亚力克王子城堡
你好 早上好 快进来 Hello, hello. Good morning. Come along now.
西蒙 不能带耳机 放学了我再还给你 Simon, no headphones. You'll get these back after school.
贝蒂 你又不是唐老鸭 赶紧把裤子穿上 Betty, you're not Donald Duck! Put some pants on, please!
好的 当我说到奇奇和蒂蒂时 Okay. What's the first thing that pops into your head
注：这辆车与《谁陷害了兔子罗杰》中的出租车本尼风格相近
-你首先会想到什么 -嘿 别撞我了 -...when I say Chip 'n Dale? -Hey, stop bumping me!
我猜你会想到托马斯·齐彭代尔 I'm willing to bet it's Thomas Chippendale,
他是18世纪英国伦敦的家具设计师 the London-based cabinet maker from the 1700s.
这个橱柜棒呆了 托马斯 Sick cabinet, Thomas!
你也许还会想到他们 But I bet the second thing that pops into your head are these guys.
注：美国著名脱衣舞男团
但随后你肯定会想到顽皮的卡通花栗鼠 But certainly, third would be those rascally cartoon chipmunks,
奇奇和蒂蒂 也就是奇奇和我 Chip 'n Dale, or should I say Chip and me?
这一切都要从我们见面的那天说起 And it all started the day we met,
当年 我三年级中途转学 when I had to join a new school in the middle of third grade.
你们好 未来的朋友们 Hello, potential new friends!
我们班来了位转校生 大家欢迎蒂蒂 We have a new student today. Everyone, say hello to Dale.
大家好 很高兴见到各位 Hello, everyone. Nice to meet you!
有主意了 I know.
我的眼睛 笔尖扎进我眼睛里了 My eye! It's in my eye!
-不 不 不 -快拿出去 - No, no, no, no. - Get it out!
这是个玩笑 好吗 我没事 It's a joke. See? I'm fine.
你真奇怪 Ew. You're weird.
午餐时 没人想和我扯上关系 By lunchtime, no one wanted anything to do with me.
所以我只能自己坐着 So, I had to sit alone.
嘿 我能坐这里吗 Hey. Mind if I sit?
注：午餐盒上的图案是1982年首播的科幻电视剧《霹雳游侠》
铅笔的玩笑太好笑了 你抓住了开玩笑的好时机 That pencil thing you did was hilarious! It was excellent comic timing.
-真的 我希望我没那么做 -别啊 -Really? I kind of wish I hadn't done it. -No way, man.
最大的风险就是不冒任何风险 The biggest risk is not taking any risk at all.
你只是没把段子设计好 你需要的话 我可以帮你 You just didn't set up the joke right. I can help you if you want.
-我叫奇奇 -我是蒂蒂 -The name's Chip. -I'm Dale.
你看过《脆牛》吗 So, do you watch Crispy Cow?
-嘿 那是我的牛奶 -嘿 那是我的牛奶 -Hey! That's my milk! -Hey! That's my milk!
奇奇体贴入微 Chip was so funny and thoughtful
-且幽默风趣 -说得好 -about everything. -So good!
而我从来不思考 我们真是完美搭档 And I never thought about anything. We were perfect together.
救难小福星
快来 Come on!
-虽然我们是同年级 -跟上我 - And even though, we were in the same grade... -Follow me!
奇奇就像我未曾拥有过的哥哥一样 ...Chip was like the older brother I never had.
他带我吃芝士脆边披萨 还一起看古早搞笑片 He introduced me to cheesy crust pizza and funny, old movies.
高中时期 我们在才艺秀上大展身手 By high school we were headlining the talent show.
接下来 蒂蒂会给我带来压轴好戏 他能抛接所有道具 And for our grand finale, The Amazing Dale will juggle everything!
注：右侧坐着一个变形金刚汽车人
我们知道自己有才华 We knew we had something special.
所以毕业之后 我们收拾行囊 So, after graduation, we packed our bags
-去加利福尼亚州追梦 -你来晚了 快点 -and headed to California. -You're late! Come on!
让开 接住 Move, move, move! Here, catch!
-准头不错 -哦 - Nice one! - Aw.
好莱坞
你们好 未来的朋友们 Hello, potential new friends!
有缘再见 来自五湖四海的乘客们 Goodbye, eclectic group of bus passengers.
我这样说话怎么样 我超爱坚果 Oh, what if I did something like, "I'm into nuts."
我喜欢这个主意 妙极了 Good, good. I love it. Great stuff.
在最初的几个月里 我们身无分文 Those first few months, we were flat broke,
花栗鼠面试 上午十点
但那是我人生中最好的一段时光 but they were some of the best times of my life.
当你起身离开时 每个人都闻得见 ...when you're off, everyone knows.
用焕新牌除臭剂 So be on, with Fresh-On Deodorant...
我们真上镜 We look great.
在跑了几回龙套之后 And after landing a few small parts,
注：电视剧《欢乐满屋》片段，实际剧中并无奇奇和蒂蒂
我们终于迎来了改变一生的工作 we finally got the call that would change everything.
奇奇 蒂蒂 想不想演你们自己的电视节目 Chip, Dale, how would you like your own show?
这就是《救难小福星》 Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers.
我们终于成功了 We had finally done it!
自己主演的电视节目 Our own TV show.
这部剧集讲的是 一群小侦探 It was about a group of little detectives...
联手解决大案子 ...who would solve big crimes.
蒙弟是个探险家 There was the adventurer, Monterey Jack.
阿洁是发明家 The inventor, Gadget Hackwrench...
小拉链嘛 是只苍蝇 ...and Zipper, a fly.
他个头小 不说话 His things were, he was small and he couldn't speak,
厉害得很 a double threat.
像奇奇和蒂蒂 Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale!
救难小福星
至于奇奇和我 And then there was Chip and I,
肥猫来袭
注：肥猫是动画剧集中的角色，但其实剧中并没有这一集
我们是典型反差搭档 奇奇是思维缜密的直男 we were a classic odd couple with Chip as the logical straight man...
-把钢管给我 我有个主意 -我则是制造笑料的愣头青 -Pass me that pipe. I've got an idea. -...and me as the fun-loving goof.
好呀 你要做什么 Right, what are you gonna do with it?
我抓住你们了 You're mine now.
小鸟 你们这群小家伙 快过来 Ah. Birds! Why you little... Come here, you.
-不要 -坏猫入网 危险终结 - No! - I guess the cat's in the bag.
卡 杀青了 各位 And cut. That's a wrap, folks.
注：这是本片导演Akiva Schaffer本人
每个人都做得很好 Nice work, everyone! Great job!
我想感谢各位的奉献 这三年时光令我难以忘怀 And so, I just wanna thank all of you for the greatest three years of my life.
祝贺《救难小福星》第三季圆满杀青
这让我不由想起一切的开端 When I think back to where this all started,
我看到蒂蒂独自坐在餐厅里 伤心欲绝 me finding Dale sitting all alone in the cafeteria, so sad.
也没你说的那么伤心 Well, I wasn't that sad.
真好笑 That's funny.
但我做梦也没想到 我们能取得这般成就 But never in my wildest dreams did I think we'd be here now.
所以 感谢蒂蒂 我的挚友 So, to you, Dale, my best friend, and to all of you.
-也感谢各位 是时候举杯庆贺了 -好吧 - And to everyone who loves a short toast. - Okay. Okay.
祝《救难小福星》再拍好多好多季 干杯 To many more seasons of the Rescue Rangers. Cheers!
-干杯 -干杯 -Cheers! -Cheers!
过来 靠近一点 Over here. Get together.
大家一起说 茄子 Everybody say, "Cha-cha-cha-cheese!
《综艺》杂志 救难小福星劲头十足
注：右侧是歌手宝拉·阿巴杜，左侧是出现在她1989年MV中的角色MC Skat Kat
我们像做梦一样 We were living the dream.
注：出自1933年迪士尼动画短片《三只小猪》的三只小猪
站在三只小猪身上 和兔子罗杰一起彻夜狂欢 High on the hog, all night long, dancing the "Roger Rabbit,"
注：出自1988年迪士尼真人动画电影《谁陷害了兔子罗杰》的兔子罗杰
-跳兔子舞 -罗杰 罗杰 - with Roger Rabbit. - Go, Roger. Go, Roger. Go, Roger.
这派对太疯狂了 Boy, what a party.
小拉链 Oh, zipper.
我喜欢这个段子 Oh, yeah. I love this.
我超爱坚果 I am into nuts!
-再来一次 -这段日子快乐且疯狂 - So good. Again, again. - Those were some crazy fun times.
我超爱坚果 I'm into nuts.
-太棒了 -真好笑 - So awesome. - Super fun.
确实好笑 So fun.
现在我们找到了爱 我们该怎么办 Now, that we found love What are we gonna do with it
你刚刚去哪儿了 我给你留了块蛋糕 Hey, where'd you run off to, buddy? I saved you a piece of cake.
-这是什么 -好吧 -What's that? -Okay.
本来不想现在告诉你 但我才收到这个 看吧 I wasn't gonna show you this right now, but it just got delivered. So... Ta-da!
“特工零零蒂” 太好笑了 这是什么 "Double-0 Dale"? That's hilarious. What is that?
棒极了对吧 这是我的个人剧 我演超级特工 It's wild, right? It's my new show. I'm gonna be a super spy.
什么 你在说什么 Wh... what are you talking about?
我真的很想试试 就像你说的 Yeah, I'm really going for it. And just like you always say,
最大的风险就是不冒任何风险 "The biggest risk is not taking any risk at all."
-等等 你真的要拍新剧 -没错 - Wait, you really have a new show? - Yep!
你为什么不先跟我商量一下 Wh... why didn't you talk to me about it first?
我们无话不谈 We tell each other everything.
你甚至连续42天跟我说午餐吃了什么 You've told me what you had for lunch the last 42 days.
菠萝比萨和柠檬苏打水 Pineapple pizza and a diet Slice.
-对啊 -我不知道 - Exactly. - I don't know.
我想等消息确定下来再跟你说 I just wanted to make sure the show was gonna happen first,
-不想让你空欢喜一场 -我会空欢喜一场 -before I got your hopes up. -My hopes up? What?
对啊 这对我们来说都是好消息 你看 Yeah! It's good news for everyone. Check this out.
我只是 I just...
如果你演新剧 《救难小福星》可能会被砍 If you do this, they might cancel the show.
他们不会这样 大家都知道你是最受欢迎的 No, they won't do that. I mean, everyone knows you're the favorite.
我只是个傻乎乎的每周都会被水管砸脑袋的愣头青 And I'm just the guy who gets hit in the head with a pipe each week.
没事的 It's fine.
你要拿《救难小福星》冒险 Okay, so, you're gonna risk all of Rescue Rangers
只是因为我比你更受欢迎一点 because I'm a little more popular than you?
你知道这个主意有多傻吗 Do you know how dumb that is?
我就是傻乎乎的 Well, I am the dumb one.
-我不是这个意思 -我知道 你不是故意的 - I didn't mean it like that. - I know. You never mean it.
你总是表现得像拯救了我一样 总是高人一等 Look, you're always acting like you saved me or something.
但小时候 我们是同一战线的 But when we were kids, we were in it together.
你在说什么 我们一直都在一起啊 What are you talking about? We're still in it together.
抱歉 奇奇 我只是不想再当你的陪衬了 I'm sorry, Chip. I'm just done being second banana.
可你不是陪衬 But you're not second banana.
我是主角 你是另一个主角 I'm a banana and you're just another banana.
双主演 Two bananas.
别接那通电话 Please, don't get that.
可能是我经纪人戴夫·博利纳里打来的 But it could be my agent, Dave Bolinari.
想想我们这么多年的交情 不要接电话 After everything I've done for you, do not pick up that phone.
-抱歉 -蒂蒂 不要 -I'm sorry. -Dale, stop.
-我们还没谈完呢 -我得接电话 -We're not done talking. -I have to.
不行 不许接 Do not. Do not do it.
我真的很抱歉 我是蒂蒂 I'm so sorry. Go for Dale.
嘿 戴夫·博利纳里 Hey! Dave Bolinari.
那年夏天 《救难小福星》被砍了 Rescue Rangers was canceled that summer,
《特工零零蒂》在试播集后也没了下文 and Double-0 Dale was scrapped after the pilot.
-蒂蒂 你在听吗 -我在听 - Dale, you still there? - Yeah. Yeah, I'm here.
这件事不能怪任何人 It wasn't anyone's fault in particular,
其实只是演艺圈的常态 just one of those showbiz things.
但现在 我们打算重启剧集 But now, we're ready to bring it back.
如今
《救难小福星》升级版 由我主演 全新3D版本 Rescue Rangers 2.0! Starring me. Now in new and improved 3D.
-女士们先生们 -你们听到了吗 - Ladies and gentlemen... - Oh, wow. You hear that?
-你们准备好迎接今日之星了吗 -我该上场了 -...are you ready for the star of the day? -Well, that's my cue to go.
这是“蒂蒂的故事”系列的第一集 This has been chapter one of Dale's Tales.
如果你喜欢 可别忘了点个关注哦 If you liked it, please don't forget to subscribe below.
你们在迪士尼午后节目中见过他 You know him from The Disney Afternoon.
注：这位女粉丝打扮成了《星际宝贝》中的莉萝
注：这位男粉丝打扮成了《复仇者联盟：终局之战》中的肥胖索尔
注：这两只老鼠分别扮成了《星球大战》系列电影中的莱娅公主和凯洛·伦
请欢迎 Please, welcome to the stage...
要上场了 拜拜 Gotta go, bye!
-巴鲁 -我来了 -...Baloo! -Well, now.
注：出自2016年真人版《奇幻森林》的巴鲁
有谁想听点爵士乐 Who here likes a little jazz music?
注：迪士尼经典歌曲Bare Necessities 曾出现在1967年动画版《森林王子》和2016年真人版《奇幻森林》中
寻找那生活必需品 Look for the bare necessities
简单的生活必需品 The simple bare necessities
打扰一下 蒂蒂 你的粉丝们真的以为你有这么多观众吗 Pardon moi, Dale, but your followers, they believe the crowd is for you?
注：出自1991年动画电影《美女与野兽》的卢米亚
当然了 卢米亚 而且很快 Of course they do, Lumiere. And pretty soon,
我就真的能有这么多观众 that crowd is gonna be for me.
没错 蒂蒂 我也会上台演出 就在你边上 Yeah, Dale! I'm going to be up on that stage too, right beside you!
独一无二的丑八怪索尼克
注：嘲讽电影《刺猬索尼克》早期版本的索尼克角色设计
没错 丑八怪索尼克 精神可嘉 Yes, Ugly Sonic. That's the spirit.
观众们会喜欢真实的我 And they'll like me for who I am,
不会像上回那样 在网上看到我的人类牙齿 not like last time when the internet got one look at my human teeth,
就愤怒不满 and burned the place down.
来看看这个 Okay, let's see here.
祝你好运 丑八怪索尼克 签好了 "Best wishes, Ugly Sonic." There you go, kid.
他们在嘲笑我 我就知道会这样 Oh, they're laughing at me. I know that.
如果我自黑得到位 我就不会受伤了 You can't hurt my feelings if I'm in on the joke.
-真的吗 -当然 -Are you though? -Yes!
注：出自1999年漫威动画剧集《复仇者联盟：团结一致》的虎女
反正我现在时来运转了 Anyway, now my luck has shifted.
我手头上有个新的真人秀节目 可以跟联邦调查局合作 I've been offered a new reality show where I do ride-alongs with the FBI.
名叫“丑八怪索尼克：丑陋的罪恶” It's called Ugly Sonic, Uglier Crimes.
真的吗 你接了个节目 Really? A TV show? You?
当然了 很难以置信吗 Yeah, is that so difficult to believe.
应该 没有 I guess... not.
话说 Yeah, you know what?
这挺好的 我们有一个成功 大家就都算成功 That's great. When one of us succeeds, we all succeed.
巴鲁和我一样上过迪士尼午后栏目 Baloo was part of the Disney Afternoon just like me.
注：指1990年迪士尼动画剧集《航空小英雄》 其中借用了一些《森林王子》的角色，包括巴鲁
在故事重启拍了《奇幻森林》之后 他又火了 Then he got The Jungle Book reboot and boom,
一夜之间重回热度巅峰 he's back on top. It happens that fast.
说得好 蒂蒂 Bravo, Dale!
你的积极心态真是有感染力 谢谢 Your positivity is infectious. Oh, merci!
我真的非常需要那笔钱 Oh, I really needed that cash.
你必须时刻准备着 我一直在坚持锻炼 你知道的 You just gotta stay prepared. I'm keeping myself fit and you know,
保持最潮流的造型 my updated modern look?
没错 蒂蒂 你的三维手术做得非常有品位 Yes, Dale, your CG surgery was done very tastefully.
-你看起来很棒 -谢谢 虎女 -You look amazing. -Well, thank you, Tigra.
-改天我们一起出去玩啊 -不了 -We should hang out sometime. -Nah.
-拒绝得太快了吧 -无意冒犯 -Meanly fast. -No offense,
不过 如果奇奇和你一起来参加这些活动 but don't you think you'd have more fans here
你们的人气是不是会更高 if Chip did these events with you?
啊 奇奇 有点意思 我都好久没想起他了 Oh, Chip? Oh, that's interesting. I hadn't thought about him in a while.
我该给他打个电话了 看看他现在过得怎么样 I should give him a call. See how life's treating him.
生活总是不如意 因此您才需要一份好的保险 Life is the worst, which is why you need good insurance.
不过 我不会强卖 但是 以我的经验来看 Look, I'm not gonna put on the hard sell, but in my experience,
人生中时常会发生坏事 而且往往毫无预警 bad things happen all the time. They happen without warning.
有时候还会在您意想不到的地方发生 Sometimes from the last place you'd expect it,
最后 只剩下您独自疗伤 and you're left to pick up the pieces.
因此 您需要保护自己 So, you have to protect yourself.
若您已经做好了万全准备 那么最糟的情况也可以接受了 If you're prepared for the worst, the worst isn't so bad.
何必冒风险呢 我的工作就是掀开您眼前的羊毛 So, why risk it? It's my job to pull the wool off your eyes...
-只是打个比方 -好的 给我来一整套 -figuratively. -You know, I'll take the whole package.
太好了 你的决定非常明智 Fantastic. You're making the right choice.
嘿 恭喜你啊 又得到了本月最佳员工 Hey, hey. Congrats! Employee of the month again.
-谢谢 布鲁诺 -要不要去喝一杯庆祝一下 - Thanks, Bruno. - Wanna get a drink to celebrate?
对啊 你从来不跟大家一起玩 Yeah, you never hang out.
抱歉了 大家 今晚不行 米莉在家等我 Sorry, everyone. Can't tonight. Millie's waiting for me.
谢谢你们邀请我 But thanks for the invite.
你确定不想见见我的新坐垫吗 Are you sure you don't wanna see my new pad?
哈哈 坐垫 是个青蛙笑话 不了 谢谢 Oh, pad. Frog-based humor. No, thanks.
我下班后就这样 就是让你感受一下 That's just a taste of what you get from me outside the work environment.
-晚上好 奇奇 -你好 房子太太 谢谢 -Good evening, Chip. -Hello, Mrs. House, thank you.
注：这栋房子的造型出自1952年迪士尼动画短片《小房子》
米莉 我回来了 Millie, I'm home.
月度最佳员工 奇奇
注：小比目鱼出自1989年迪士尼动画电影《小美人鱼》
小比目鱼已经是近两个月内 Flounder's disappearance marks the sixth
第六个失踪的知名卡通人物 notable cartoon to go missing in the last two months...
注：左侧冰淇淋品牌为“冰川时代”，右侧意面品牌为“乐一通” 中间素食品牌为出自皮克斯《超人总动员》的酷冰侠
嘿嘿 快过来 Oh, ho ho. Get over here.
瞧瞧我家的小姑娘 在家关了一天了 Oh, there's my wittle girl. You've been cooped up all day?
好了 好了 你肯定饿了吧 Okay, okay. You must be hungry.
来了 Yup!
开动吧 好了 慢点 There you go. All right, slow down.
-召唤全体花栗鼠 -花栗鼠回归了 -Calling all chipmunks! -The chipmunks are back.
注：电视上的花栗鼠出自《鼠来宝》系列电影
这一次 他们还要说唱 And this time, they're rapping.
开始 花栗鼠 继续唱 Let's go! Chipmunks Here for more, so...
当然 他们在说唱 搞不懂为什么非要让卡通角色搞说唱 Of course, they're rapping. They always have to make the cartoons rap.
跳起舞 It's time to dance...
奇怪 座机上有一条留言 不是个好现象 Ooh, a message on my landline. I don't like that.
日安 奇奇 是我 蒙弟 G'day, Chipper! It's me, Monterey Jack.
-蒙弟 -你好 - Monty? - Hey!
我知道我们已经很久都没说过话了 I know we haven't spoken in a long time.
不过我现在遇到麻烦了 非常需要朋友帮帮忙 But I'm in a heck of a lot of trouble. And I could use some help from a friend.
如果你能来我家找我 那就太好了 I'd really appreciate if you could come and see me at my place.
好了 先挂了 希望很快能再见到你 All right, gotta go. Hope to see you soon.
已经这么久了 It's been so long.
救难小福星
快 Quick!
-趁外面没人 快进来 -是你啊 蒙弟 -Get in while the coast is clear. -Oh, Monty. It's you.
抱歉啊 刚刚那样对你 但他们都看着呢 I'm sorry about that, mate, but they're watching.
-他们一直看着呢 -谁看着呢 -They're always watching. -Who are?
-我们好久没见了 奇奇 -是啊 老朋友 -Oh, it's been too long, Chip. -It really has, old buddy.
抱歉 蒙弟 但是什么东西这么难闻 I... I'm sorry, Monty, but what is that God-awful smell?
什么 你不记得了 救难小福星的古龙水啊 What? You don't remember? Rescue Ranger's cologne.
我每天都喷的 I wear it every day.
我当然记得 是杏仁黄油和汽油的混合味道 Oh, no. I remember. It smells like almond butter and gasoline.
而且留香非常持久 And it's very difficult to wash out.
没错 所以 蒙弟 发生什么了 我听你在留言里说 Right. So, Monty, what's going on? I got your voicemail.
你遇到麻烦了 You said you were in trouble?
我搞砸了 奇奇 I screwed up, Chip.
我对奶酪的爱害了我 My love of cheese got the best of me.
-我买太多了 已经付不起钱了 -不 奶酪 蒙弟啊 -And I bought more than I could pay for. -Oh, no. Cheese? Monty.
我懂 我懂 但我已经好几周连闻都没闻过了 I know, I know. But I haven't had so much as a whiff in weeks.
我已经戒奶制品了 I'm dairy-free.
-是吗 那这是什么 -糟糕 -Really? Then what's that? -Oh, crud.
这是超级臭的戈贡左拉奶酪 你不该看到这个的 It's a really stinky Gorgonzola. You weren't supposed to see that.
奶 奶 奶 奶酪 Ch... ch... ch... ch... ch... ch... cheese!
等等 蒙弟 Hang on, Monty.
抱歉了 奇奇 我太爱奶酪了 I'm sorry, Chipper. I just love it so much.
没关系 蒙弟 我会帮你的 It's okay, Monty. We'll get you some help.
不止这样 奇奇 我现在欠了山谷帮很多钱 It's not just that, Chip. Now, I owe a ton of money to the Valley Gang.
山谷帮 蒙弟 他们可不是什么善茬 The Valley Gang? Monty, those guys are bad news.
我知道 I know.
而且如果我还不上钱 他们就会把我做成山寨电影 And if I can't pay up, they're gonna bootleg me.
山寨 什么意思 "Bootleg you"? What does that mean?
奇奇啊 现在的世道对我们这些老牌卡通角色太艰难了 Oh, Chip. It's gotten rough out there for us old-timers.
你听说小比目鱼的事了吗 Did you hear what happened to that little guy, Flounder?
他还不上磷虾贷款的事 When he fell behind on krill payments?
噢 不 Oh, no!
-该还钱了 小鱼 -这个怎么样 还不错吧 - Time to pay up, fish. - Um. How about this? Isn't it neat?
拜托 各位 这可是原版的丁勾海普儿 Come on, fellas. This is a genuine Dinglehopper.
注：《小美人鱼》中，爱丽儿捡到一个叉子并非常爱护它 自称了解人类的海鸥史卡托将其称为“丁勾海普儿”
值很多钱的 It's worth a lot. Oh!
所以 他们绑架了小比目鱼 擦掉他的嘴免得他尖叫 So, they kidnap the bloke, erase his mouth so he can't scream,
给他做了各种各样的改造 试图逃避版权法 then change him around to try to sneak by the copyright laws,
然后把他偷渡到国外 and then smuggle him overseas
送进一家黑市制片厂 然后就逼他一辈子在那里 to a black-market studio, where he'll spend the rest of his life
拍一些恶俗糟糕的山寨电影 being forced to make terrible bootleg movies.
小美眉鱼
简直太糟了 决不能让你也遭遇这样的事 Oh, no, that's awful. We can't let that happen to you.
-我们会想出办法的 -你说真的吗 -We'll figure something out. -You mean it?
当然 你当时一直是我的好朋友 Of course, you were always such a good friend to me.
你从不让我失望 我很想你 你这呆子 You never let me down. I've really missed you, you big galoot!
我也很想你 奇奇 Oh, I missed you too, Chipper.
还有阿洁和小拉链 他们都很想你 I know Gadget and Zipper miss you also.
-是吗 他们怎么样了 -他们都挺好 -Yeah? How are they doing? -Oh, they're great.
生了四十二个孩子 还要继续生 Forty-two kids and counting.
哇 看看这一家子 Wow, look at that.
这孩子的眼睛像阿洁 翅膀像小拉链 That one's got Gadget's eyes and Zipper's wings.
那个的耳朵和手像阿洁 真可爱 And that one's got her ears and hands, cute.
当年真是美好啊 是吧 哥们儿 We had some good times, didn't we, pal?
对啊 最棒了 Aye, the best.
他们来了 躲起来 They're here! Hide!
有人在吗 Hello?
那是 Is that...
走到你家门口需要上59级台阶 That's 59 steps to get up to your apartment.
如果每天爬几次 你就会 You do a couple of those a day and you're in...
-快 进来 -好吧 - Quick! Get in! - Okay.
-蒂蒂 -奇奇 -Dale... -Chip.
-嘿 -没错 是我 -Hey. -Yep, it's me.
-很好 -没错 我也给蒂蒂打电话求助了 -Cool. -Yeah, I called Dale for help also.
-希望你不介意 -当然 我当然不介意 -I hope that's okay. -Yeah, why wouldn't it be okay?
我是说 当然好啊 妙啊 呱呱叫 I mean, it is, uh, okie-dokie artichokie.
-呱呱叫 真的 -当然 好得呱呱叫 -"Artichokie"? For real? -Yes. "Artichokie."
你不会再为那些事生气了 So, you're not still mad about all the stuff with,
就是《特工零零蒂》和《救难小福星》被砍的事 you know, Double-0 Dale and Rescue Rangers getting canceled?
生气 没有 我要是还在意老黄历的事才可悲呢 Mad? No. I'd be pretty pathetic to care about something from that long ago.
这样啊 我是说 如果你想在意 也可以关注一点 至少 Oh. Okay. I mean, you can care a little if you want to. I mean,
我在意 不过 I care, but...
-你最近在做什么 -不就是这了那的 -So, what's been up with you? -Oh, you know this, that,
其它不重要的事 好填补我们这段空洞的谈话 other vague things to fill the space of this conversation.
-好吧 你看起来还是老样子 -是啊 谢了 你倒是 -Okay, well, you look the same. -Yeah. Thanks. And you look...
不一样了 different.
啊 我做三维手术已经不是秘密了 Ah! Hey, it's no secret I had the CGI surgery done
这手术就像奇迹一样 让我的职业生涯重焕新春 and it's done wonders rejuvenating my career.
其实今晚我还有一场话剧要演 I'm actually starring in a play tonight...
不过 哥们儿 我告诉你 《救难小福星》才是真正的热门 But, man, I tell you the real hot ticket is Rescue Rangers.
甚至有流言说要重启 There's even some buzz about a reboot.
还有人为了这个注册了脸书粉丝主页 Someone started a Facebook fan page for it and everything.
天哪 脸书粉丝主页 Crikey! A Facebook fan page?
这可不是随随便便就会有的东西 They don't just give those away.
他总是满嘴跑火车 蒙弟 Oh, he's full of it, Monty.
除了他没人提过重启《救难小福星》 No one's talking about a Rescue Rangers reboot except for him.
什么 粉丝们可盼着呢 What? The fans are hungry for it.
听着 我是来帮蒙弟的 不是为了听这些 Look, I came here to help Monty, not get caught up
好莱坞的无聊八卦 in some Hollywood nonsense.
很高兴我们能一起回忆过去 So, great to take this skip down memory lane,
但我该走了 but I've gotta go.
蒙弟 如果你真的遇到麻烦了 你知道我在哪儿 Monty, if you're really in trouble, you know how to find me.
蒂蒂 你也在这儿啊 Dale, you were also here.
注：地上的星光大道星星属于章鱼哥、瑜伽熊和杰克武士
我过来帮蒙弟 结果埋伏我 还说什么重启 Come over to try and help Monty, ambush me, talking about a reboot...
他们还以为能凭空再变出钱来吗 think they can squeeze a dollar out of essentially nothing.
速度与激情宝贝版
再说了 最早就是他先退出的 He's the one that quit the show in the first place.
没有这些 我照样活得好好的 I've been fine without it.
梅丽尔·斯特里普主演《窈窕奶爸》（真实电影的性转版）
真是垃圾 完全的垃圾 It's garbage. Total garbage.
所以最好就是没朋友 That's why it's better to not even have friends.
春丽
蝙蝠侠大战ET
好吧 这部看着还行 Okay, yeah, that one looks pretty good.
注：左侧古驰广告牌上的模特是《哈利·波特》系列中的多比
好奇怪 我是说 So weird, I mean...
就好像完全不知道他在说什么 It's, like, "What are you talking about?"
可不是嘛 大伙儿 演出结束要不要一起玩 Totally. Hey, guys, you wanna hang after the show tonight?
我知道一家很好吃的芝心披萨 I know a great place for cheesy-crust pizza.
呃 抱歉 我们还有其它安排 Oh, um, I'm sorry, man, but we got other plans, you know?
没错 Yeah.
可笑的客串演员还想和大家交朋友呢 I think the ironic guest performer wants to be friends.
我是蒂蒂 Go for Dale.
ET原谅蝙蝠了 E.T. forgive Bat.
行 Fine.
呵呵 就像真的一样 Yeah, right. Like that would happen.
未知号码
-你好 -嘿 我是蒂蒂 先别挂 - Hello. - Hey, it's Dale. Don't hang up.
听我说 我刚刚接到了警察的电话 蒙弟被绑架了 Look, I just got a call from the police and Monty's been kidnapped.
-什么 真的吗 -是啊 太疯狂了 -What? Are you serious? -Yeah, it's crazy.
警察想让我们去做笔录 The cops want a statement from us
因为我们是最后见到他的人 since we were the last people he talked to.
我这就回他公寓 I'm gonna head back to his apartment.
我们在那里见 行吗 I'll meet you there, okay?
-奇奇 你来了 -当然 来吧 -Chip, you're here. -Of course. Come on.
注：这两位警官是迪士尼动画电影《无敌破坏王》的怀恩切尔和邓肯
可怜的蒙弟 Poor Monty.
蟾蜍 把这个带到实验室去 你们是受害人的朋友吗 Toad, take this to the lab. You're the friends of the victim?
有没有什么线索 比如敌人或者威胁 You got anything for me? Any known enemies or threats?
有的 事实上蒙弟告诉我他欠了山谷帮的钱 Yeah, actually, Monty told me he was in debt to the Valley Gang?
他作为90年代初的明星 担心自己被拍成山寨电影 He was afraid of being bootlegged since he was somewhat of a star in the early '90s.
他也演过《救难小福星》 He was on the Rescue Rangers.
我们都是那个动画的主角 We were on the show together.
奇奇和蒂蒂 救难小福星 Chip 'n Dale, Rescue Rangers?
-团结创造奇迹 -从没听说过 -When you need help, just call... -Never heard of it.
-什么 -都是我的错 我不应该离开的 -What? -This is my fault. I shouldn't have left.
好了 虽然我也很难受 但也必须告诉你们 Well, it eats me up inside to have to tell you this,
如果他是被山谷帮的人带走的 我们可能帮不上忙了 but if he's been taken by the Valley Gang, I doubt we can help you.
这么多年 我们一直在努力追踪这些混球 We've been trying for years to track those sleaze bags.
他们的头头 是一个叫甜彼得的家伙 A fella named Sweet Pete, runs the whole operation,
-他总是先我们一步 -什么 -and he's always one step ahead of us. -What?
就这样吗 我以为警察应该服务我们 保护我们 So, that's it? I... I thought that cops were supposed to serve and protect,
而不是放弃不管了 not give up and move on.
嘿 我愿意不惜一切代价把那群混蛋绳之以法 Hey! I'd give anything to make a case against those scum.
各种非法勾当里都能看到甜彼得的影子 Sweet Pete's got his fingers in every illegal business
从制作山寨电影到臭奶酪 from bootlegging to stinky cheese,
他赚得盆满钵满 而我们却像菜鸟一样 被耍得团团转 getting rich while we look like we just fell off the turnip truck.
都完成了 长官 All done, sir.
你差点没吓死我 斯戴勒 Oh! You scared the beans out of me, Steckler.
抱歉长官 Sorry, sir.
我搜查了周边 没有发现线索 I searched the perimeter. No clues.
当然没有 怎么可能会有 Yeah, of course not. Why would there be?
本月有六个卡通人物失踪 却找不到一条线索 Six missing toons in a month and not one clue.
我们要去问问邻居吗 Well, maybe we should check in with the neighbors?
-看有没有人看见了什么 -对哦 我怎么没想到呢 - See if anyone saw anything? - Oh, yeah. You think?
你可以把真正的调查工作交给我吗 Why don't you just leave the real detective work to me, okay?
是 抱歉长官 Right. Sorry, sir.
队长 外面的媒体在等您发表声明 Chief, the press are outside waiting for a statement.
-我后背上有东西吗 -有的长官 - Do I have anything on my back? - Yes, sir.
好像是大富翁棋子和奥哈拉警官 It looks like a Monopoly game piece and Officer O'Hara.
注：“奥哈拉警官”是虚构作品中常出现的爱尔兰裔警察的名字
警官你 我的衬衫就不能有一天是干净的吗 Officer! What the... Ugh, just want one day where my shirt stays clean.
小伙子们 就聊到这儿吧 Okay, pack it up, boys.
我得走了 Let's go.
我叫艾丽·斯戴勒 你们的铁粉 I'm Ellie Steckler. Uh. I am a huge fan.
真的吗 Really?
我从小生活在奥尔巴尼 I actually became a detective because as a little girl
我当警探就是为了像你们一样 growing up in Albany, I wanted to help people.
帮助他人 Just like you guys.
天呐 我们太荣幸了 幸会幸会 No way. We are so honored. Namaste.
你知道那只是电视节目对吧 不是真的 You know that was just a TV show, right? Not real.
奇奇 带来的鼓励是真的 Chip, inspiration is inspiration.
我听到油灰和你们说的话了 Look, I heard what Putty was saying to you guys.
可我觉得还有希望 But I don't think it's hopeless.
我告诉你们这些是违反规定的 I'm breaking some rules telling you this,
但是目前据我们所知 but from everything that we know about bootlegging,
完成山寨手术大概要花两天时间 the whole process takes about two days.
-也就是48小时 -是啊 - That's 48 hours. - Yeah.
问题是 The problem is,
我们不知道甜彼得的山寨设施在哪儿 we don't know where Sweet Pete's bootlegging facility is.
而且每次我们想申请搜查令 都要走一大堆程序 And every time we try to get a warrant, we get so bogged down in red tape
最后什么也查不到 that nothing happens.
不过我觉得你们要是能找到山寨设备 But if you guys can find that bootlegging facility,
就能找到你们的朋友 I think you'll find your friend.
哇 谢谢你 也再次谢谢你看我们的节目 Wow! Thank you, and thank you again for watching the show.
-这对我们很重要 -你好油啊 - It really means a lot. - You are gross.
-我会保持联络的 -你太棒了 - I'll be in touch. - You're amazing!
咋样 Eh?
-干啥 -你听到她的话了 - What? - You heard her.
我们要自己去找蒙弟 We should go find Monty ourselves.
开什么玩笑 Are you kidding?
-没开玩笑 还有谁比我们更适合去救蒙弟 -谁都行 - No! Who better to rescue Monty? - Uh, literally anyone.
因为据我所知 'Cause from where I am standing,
只有一个犯罪打击小队能够解决此案 there's only one crime-fighting team that can solve this case.
我会打给阿洁和小拉链的 I'll call Gadget and Zipper.
别去烦他们 No, don't bother them.
我们的侦探水平也就和史酷比狗那伙人差不多 We're as much real detectives as the Scooby-Doo gang.
没错 所以我们才要试试 Exactly. That's why we have to try.
不要 你什么意思 No! What?
奇奇 蒙弟打给我们求助 但他还是被抓走了 Chip, Monty called both of us looking for help and we let him down.
我们不能让他在海外工作室被逼迫拍烂片 We can't just let him rot in some overseas studio,
从此萎靡堕落 being forced to make bad movies.
就算他要拍烂片 也得在这儿和我一起拍 If he's gonna make bad movies, he should be making them here with me.
好吧 即使我们要帮他 Okay, even if we were going to help,
我们也不知道从哪里入手 我们连自己要 we have no idea where to start. We don't even know what we're...
奶酪 Cheese.
好吧 听我说 Uh. Okay. Hey, listen.
兄弟 你要是没钱的话 Buddy, If you're low on cash or something,
-我可以请你吃个干净美味的三明治 -啊哈 - I can buy you a nice, clean sandwich. - Okay. Aha!
找到了 我之前来蒙弟家把这个扔出来了 Here it is! I threw this out when I came over earlier.
比约恩森奶酪店 小镇大街3344号 "Bjornson's Cheese Shop. 3344, Main Street."
你是找到线索了吗 你字面意义上嗅到了线索耶 Um. Did you just find a clue? You literally just sniffed out a clue!
我们可以去奶酪店 Look, we can go to the cheese shop.
看能找到哪些有关秘密工厂和甜彼得的信息 See what we can find out about this secret facility and Sweet Pete,
然后交给警官小姐 then pass it along to the officer lady,
然后就到此为止 but that's all we're gonna do.
你是说救难小福星要回归了吗 So, you're saying the Rescue Rangers are back?
不是 因为根本没有什么救难小福星 本案已结 No, because there's no such thing as Rescue Rangers. Case closed.
-案件 -不 这不是案件 - "Case?" - No, this is not a case
因为我们不是真的侦探 because we're not real detectives.
但你确实说了案件 太好了 Oh ho ho! But you did say case. Yes!
-有事吗 -抱歉 - Can I help you? - Sorry.
只是见到你太开心了 奇奇蒂蒂再度联手 I'm just happy to see you. Chip 'n Dale, together again.
好吧 Yeah. Okay.
奇奇和蒂蒂 救难福星 Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale! Rescue Rangers
-奇奇和蒂蒂 -别唱了 - Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale! - Stop singing the song.
注：后方广告牌：导航应用位智大电影、英勇强尼健身 《阿德日记》中阿德和猪排开的律师事务所
你知道有人卖花栗鼠尺寸的车吧 You know they make chipmunk-sized cars, right?
当然 但人类的东西是最好的 Duh. But human stuff is the best.
注：后方再次出现《哈利·波特》多比的古驰广告
只需稍加修理 这辆车就能重现旧日光彩了 A little work done on her, and she'll be back to her glory days.
喂 小心点 Hey, watch out!
注：后方汽车是皮克斯《赛车总动员》的风格
蒂蒂 你知道什么是比喻吗 Do you know what a metaphor is, Dale?
如果你想说这辆车是喻体 If you're about to say this car is a metaphor
我是本体的话 你还是打住吧 for something about me, you can stop.
因为我不知道什么是比喻 Because, no, I don't know what a metaphor is.
如果我们要解决 Look, if we're gonna solve...
蒙弟失踪案
"The Case of the Missing Monty."
只是暂定的名字 欢迎提意见 That's just a placeholder name. Open to any ideas.
我们就必须一起合作 We're gonna have to work together.
我们才不要一起合作 We are not working together.
奇奇 你可真有意思 You're funny, Chip.
我们快到了 前面靠边停 Okay, we're getting close. Pull up over there.
注：墙壁上的海报上画着奥斯华，是华特·迪士尼先于米老鼠创作的形象
请把礼帽和拐杖留在车里 And leave the top hat and cane in the car, please.
你怎么知道的 Whoa! How did you know that?
-因为这就是你的风格 -好啦 小心 - 'Cause you're you. - All right. Heads-up.
贵宾花栗鼠
要想获得别人的尊重 Well... ...there's no faster way to gain someone's respect
最快的方法就是打扮成商业“磁铁” than to dress like an important business magnet.
你是想说商业“大亨”吗 You mean business "magnate"?
奇奇 我知道我在扮演什么 这个角色需要戴礼帽 Uh. I think I know my own character, Chip, and he wears a top hat.
此路不通
这地方阴森森的 确定这里安全吗 Ah, this place is pretty shady. Are we sure it's safe?
不 这儿一点也不安全 No. Because nothing's safe...
因为这儿是小镇大街 ...on Main Street.
看上去很好啊 和我想象中的不一样 Oh, wow. It seems kinda nice. It's not what I pictured.
相信我 比你想象的糟糕 Trust me, it's worse.
一群卡通人物利用正面的公众形象迷惑警察远离这里 It's a bunch of cartoons trading on their wholesome public image to keep the cops away.
注：《飞哥与小佛》中的妈妈琳达
但这里其实是最隐蔽的违禁品黑市 And bring you the slimiest backwater bazaar
就像美国版的瓜达拉哈拉 of contraband this side of Guadalajara.
你确定吗 那只狗在吹泡泡呢 You sure about that? That dog's blowing bubbles.
注：和迪士尼动画电影《101忠狗》中的上校形象类似
你们好 Hello!
这里所有东西都非常黑暗 所有东西 Nothing, and I mean nothing is sacred in this part of town.
卖面包 卖面包 Bread for sale, bread for sale
-大家都爱买面包 -那人会卖无法被追踪的武器 - Everyone loves bread for sale - That guy, he sells untraceable weapons.
左擦擦 右擦擦 人靠鞋装马靠鞍 Scoot, scoot A shiny shoe makes the man
纽扣缎带 鞋子将会闪亮亮
擦亮鞋要这么办 A shiny shoe, now there's a plan
他卖盗来的身份证号 Stolen social security numbers.
玫瑰寄托真情 Roses are a way
-赢得姑娘芳心 -不用了小朋友 - To make a girl feel pretty... - No, thanks, kid.
布偶地下格斗 Muppet fights.
你怎么知道这些的 Okay, why do you know all this?
我有的时候手头紧 就会把毛卖给那家假发店 Well, sometimes when I'm low on cash, I sell my fur to that wig shop.
真美啊 Hey. Far out.
特卖 真鼠特效花栗鼠毛假发
-臭烘烘又粘乎乎 -到了 - It's a stinky, it's a gooey - Ah, here.
-臭烘烘又粘乎乎 -这应该就是我们要找的人 - It's a stinky, it's a gooey... - I think this is our guy.
和人做交易是我的工作 让我来和他谈吧 I make deals for a living. So, just let me do the talking.
收到 我来支援 Ten-four. Got your back.
你不用支援我 我自己来就行 No, you don't have my back. I got this.
你好比约恩森先生 你卖奶酪吗 Hi, Mr. Bjornson. Do you have any cheese for sale?
我卖奶酪吗 Oh, do I have cheese?
让我看看 我这有门斯特奶酪 高达奶酪 布里奶酪 Let's see, we've got the Muenster, the Gouda, the Brie.
你这里卖臭奶酪吗 Do you have any "stinky cheese?"
你们是条子 Are you cops?
不是 我们就是想买点臭奶酪 No! No. We just wanna buy some stinky cheese.
越臭越好 The stinkier, the better.
好吧 来吧 进来 All right, come on. Get in.
就是这个 Oh, yeah.
-太好吃了 -再来点儿 再来点儿 - Oh, so good. - More, please. More, please.
嘟嘟 Choo! Choo!
别再免费试吃了莱斯特 这儿又不是芭斯罗缤 Hey, no more free samples, Lester. This isn't Baskin Robbins.
你们想买臭奶酪是吗 So, you want stinky cheese?
我的货光闻味道就能让你们爽到上天 I got smell lines that'll take you through the ceiling.
爽到上天 听起来你的货质量很不错 "Through the ceiling," huh? Seems like you offer a quality product.
但是买奶酪之前能先帮我个忙吗 看看这张照片 But hey, before we get into all that, do me a favor. Take a look at this photo.
他叫蒙弟 是我朋友 It's a friend of mine named Monterey Jack.
有种奶酪也叫这名 Which is also the name of a cheese.
-你继续 -好的 - Continue. - Right.
我们觉得他正被关在某处的仓库里 So, we think he's being held in a warehouse somewhere.
如果你知道什么的话 If you know anything,
告诉我们 好处保证少不了你的 I'm sure we could make it worth your while.
比如 你觉得免费房车或船只保险怎么样 Like, what would you say to some complementary RV or boat insurance?
我什么都不知道 不买奶酪就滚蛋 Nah, I don't know nothin'. Now, either buy some cheese or get out.
好吧 Oh, okay. Um...
我们是该离开 毕竟这个浑身是毛的土包子 Well, perhaps we should, with the disrespectful tone
说话太没礼貌了 但我和他可不一样 this felted clodhopper takes, why, I never!
-你在干什么 -我是名重要的商业“磁铁” - What are you doing? - I am an important business magnet.
我的大生意能轻松吸引到客户 I shall have no trouble attracting other suitors
因为这就是“磁铁”的本事 for my gigantic deal because that's what magnets do.
“磁铁”能够吸引生意 They attract business.
别说了 你俩肯定是警察 快滚出去 No, you two are definitely cops. You're out of here.
等一下 现在情况有些不妙 Okay, hold on. This is getting out of hand.
-我们不是警察 -我们是演员 - We are not cops. - We're actors!
其实一直是我们 奇奇和蒂蒂 It's been us, Chip 'n Dale, the whole time.
有意思 我的老板甜彼得很喜欢演员 Huh. Interesting. My boss, Sweet Pete, he loves actors.
谁不喜欢呢 Ah, yeah. Who doesn't?
我觉得你们应该见见他 You know, I think you should meet him.
是吗 会一会甜彼得 Really? Meeting Sweet Pete, huh?
看来我刚刚把咱们从俱乐部门外领进贵宾室了 Looks like I just took us from outside the club to the VIP room.
哇 这贵宾室真棒啊 都给我吓坏了 Wow! This VIP room is incredible! I'm freaking out, dude.
那边的是兔子杰西卡吗 Is that Jessica Rabbit over there?
我这么问是因为我被用扎带绑在货车里 I'm only asking because I'm zip tied in the back of a truck!
你怎么这个态度呀 Whoa! What's with the attitude?
我们差点因为你被赶出去 We were about to get kicked out with your plan,
但多亏有我即兴解围 我们等一下就能见到甜彼得了 and now, thanks to my sweet improv, we're going to see Sweet Pete.
你疯了吧 Oh, you're insane.
-我疯了吗 -当然 - Am I? - Of course.
-所以你想要放弃了 -不是 - So, you'd rather just give up? - No!
-你就想原地等待 -你应该听我指挥 - You wanna just wait around... - You should've just let me take the lead!
嘿 等一下 Hey! Hold on a second!
听听我们多可爱啊 这种化学反应可不会凭空出现 How adorable are we? Chemistry like this doesn't just happen.
所以我们应该重启剧集 This has got reboot written all over it.
你认真的吗 我本来现在应该在家的 Ugh. Are you serious? I should be home right now.
米莉可能担心坏了 到处乱尿 Millie is probably worried sick and peeing all over the place.
是你女朋友吗 她听起来挺好的 Oh, are you seeing someone? She sounds... nice.
她是狗 米莉是狗 She's a dog. Millie is a dog.
她肯定没那么差啦 Ah, I'm sure she's not that bad.
啥 不对 她是 What? No, she's...
我们到了 We're here.
哇 这地方真奇怪 Whoa. This place looks weird.
我们在哪儿啊 Where are we?
注：与2019年电影版《猫》中的形象类似
好吧 Okay.
我们应该是到了那个山谷了 I think we're in the Valley.
-恐怖谷 -什么 - The Uncanny Valley. - The what?
你还记得21世纪初的一种动画风格吗 Do you remember that weird animation style in the early 2000s
所有东西看起来都像真的 但又都不太对劲 where everything looked real, but nothing looked right?
对哦 超级诡异的 Oh, yeah. That stuff was creepy.
看起来他们最后都到这里来了 Well, I think this is where they ended up.
过来 这边 Come on. This way.
-什么事 -我有东西要给甜彼得 - What? - I got something for Sweet Pete.
比约恩森送的小礼物 A little gift from Bjornson.
好的 放那儿吧 Okay, leave it there.
祝你们好运 傻蛋们 Good luck, dummies.
芝士 奶酪搅一搅 Blend, Cheese, Curd, Blend...
-来者何人 -他是在跟咱们说话吗 -Who are you? -Is he talking to us?
看不出来 I can't tell.
他的眼睛像《极地特快》一样空洞 He's got those Polar Express eyes.
注：《极地特快》是2004年的一部通过动作捕捉技术制作的动画电影
你在跟我们说话吗 Are you talking to us?
显然是啊 我问了“来者何人” Obviously, I said, "Who are you?"
好吧 老实说 看上去你像是在对那扇窗户说话 Well, right. But in fairness, it looks like you're talking to that window.
不 看起来我就是在看着你们 No, it actually looks like I'm looking right at you.
好吧 Okay.
瞧我的眼睛 正直直地盯着你的眼睛 Look at my eyes, looking right at your eyes.
-行吧 -听我说 先生 -Yeah. -Okay. Listen, sir.
其实吧 你过来 站好 Actually, you know what? Get... Here, just...
别踩着我 把臭脚从我嘴里拿出来 Get off me! Get your foot out of my mouth.
嘿 这边 你能看见我吗 Hey, there! Can you see me?
嗨 我们只是想和甜彼得谈谈 Hi! We just wanna talk to Sweet Pete.
好吧 跟我来 Okay, follow me!
我想知道他们是不是把蒙弟关在这里 I wonder if they're keeping Monty in here.
要搞清楚 只有一个办法了 There's only one way to find out.
这就是你们拍摄山寨电影的工厂吗 So, is this your secret bootlegging facility or what?
-搞什么啊 -什么 不是 你瞎说什么呢 -Come on! -What? No! What are you talking about?
这是甜彼得的合法生意 This is Sweet Pete's legit business.
用来处理卖不掉的过时产品 It's for old merchandise that never got sold.
-过时产品 -对 比如说 -Old merchandise? -Yeah, like for example,
-你还记得史莱克沐浴露吗 -呃 - you remember Shrek body wash? - Uh...
就是这样 没人记得 卖不出去的 Exactly. No one does. It didn't sell.
所以甜彼得买了所有的存货 That's why Sweet Pete bought all the inventory,
把有用的部分熔化了 再变废为宝 and melts it down for its useful parts.
这家伙很有商业远见 The guy has a real eye for business.
真希望我能有他那样的眼光 I wish I could see what he sees.
我想你去配副眼镜什么的应该不难吧 I'm sure there's corrective lenses or something you could get.
好痛 干什么 Ow. What?
彼得的移动厕所
所以他把玩具变成了盥具 So, he turns the toys into toy-lets.
哇 我看了这么些年 Wow! That's been staring at me for years,
都没想到这个谐音梗 and I never pieced it together.
我们到了 Here we are!
你们好啊 Hello!
-你的彼得·潘吗 -是啊 - Peter Pan? - Yup!
舞台影视双栖明星 Star of stage and screen,
但你们可以叫我甜彼得 but you can call me Sweet Pete.
你看起来 Oh, you look...
老了 秃了 像动物园里的猩猩一样颓废 Old? Bald? Sad like a zoo gorilla?
-什么 你不像动物园里的猩猩 -别担心 -What? No. Not like a zoo gorilla. -Don't worry.
我什么伤人的话没听过 吉米 拜托 You can't say nothing to me I haven't heard already. Jimmy, please.
给我们的客人松绑 Untie our guests.
奇奇和蒂蒂 你们介意我边走边谈吗 Chip and Dale! Wow! You mind if I walk while we talk?
我的旧衣服都不合身了 我得锻炼锻炼 Not fitting into the old costume like I used to. Need to get my steps in.
嘿 我有一个那种手环 Hey! I've got one of those.
我们应该加个好友 互相加油鼓劲 We should link accounts and help motivate each other.
也行 我猜你们是来谈蒙弟的事的 Right. So, I'm guessing you two are here to talk about Monterey Jack.
对 我们还真是 Oh. Yeah, actually we are.
我一直很喜欢蒙弟 You know, I always liked Monty.
真令人唏嘘啊 奶酪吃太多 面包又不够 It's a shame what happened. Too much cheese. Not enough bread.
听着 甜彼得先生 彼得先生 Listen, Mr. Sweet Pete... Mr. Pete.
蒙弟欠你多少钱 我们还给你 We'd be willing to pay whatever Monty owes you
希望你能放过他 就这一次 if you could give him a break? Just this once?
“放过他” "Give him a break"?
我还是孩子的时候就红极一时了 You know, I got my big break when I was just a kid.
参演世界上最棒的电影 I got cast in the biggest movie in the world,
注：1953年迪士尼动画电影《小飞侠》
出演不会长大的男孩 彼得·潘 as the boy who wouldn't grow up, Peter Pan.
我这辈子从没这么开心过 I'd never been so happy in my entire life.
然后我长大了 他们把我像垃圾一样丢掉 Then I got older, and they threw me away like I was nothing.
演艺圈很残酷的 This business can be so tough.
可不是吗 You said it.
我担惊受怕 走投无路 孤苦无依 I was scared, desperate, and all alone.
所以我自立门户 制作自己的山寨电影 So, I decided to take the power back and make my own bootleg movie!
我叫它《卧室男孩带你飞》 I called it "Flying Bedroom Boy."
猜猜怎么着 成功了 我赚了很多钱 And guess what? It worked! I made lots of money.
所以我招募了其他的卡通人物 So, I recruited other toons,
《美女与被诅咒的狗人》（山寨《美女与野兽》）
出演更多的电影 to star in more movies
《快乐的鬼孩子》（山寨《鬼马小精灵》）
现在我经营着自己的山寨电影工作室 and bang-a-rang, now I run my own bootleg movie studio,
《意大利面狗》（山寨《小姐与流浪汉》）
我可以决定谁是明星 谁被扔进垃圾桶 where I get to decide who's a star, and who gets thrown in the trash!
现在 你们两个在我的地盘上大摇大摆 And now, you two come poking around where you don't belong,
到处打听你们失踪的朋友 asking questions about your missing friend.
我可忍不了 我们开个新项目怎么样 And I can't have that. So, how's this for a break?
我想是时候拍个奇奇和蒂蒂的重启大作了 I'm thinking it's time for a Chip 'n Dale reboot.
-吉米 -你们 跟我来 -Jimmy... -You, come with me.
-是的 我们死定了 -快跑 -Yup, we're dead. -Run!
快跑 快跑 快跑 Go, go, go, go, go!
-快抓住他们 -在抓了 - Just grab them already! - I'm trying!
加油 预备 跳 Come on! Ready? Jump!
喂 那是我的私人洗手间 Hey! That's my personal bathroom.
找法子从这里出去 Look for a way out of here!
-喂 -不行 - Hey! - Uh... No.
-给我出来 -不行 - Come out here! - No.
有了 只有一条路了 奇奇 Aha! There's only one way, Chip.
想都别想 太恶心了 No! That's disgusting.
吉米 我来解决他们 Jimmy, I got them!
这是我们唯一的机会 享受人生嘛 It's our only chance. Live a little!
还享受人生 你好像很激动能钻下水道 Live a little? You seem excited about this!
-不 别啊 -快点 奇奇 水温还行 -Don't... No... Aw... -Come on, Chip, the water's fine!
-该死 -来啊 不 - Aw. Dang it! - Come on! No!
好啦 O... okay.
祝你生日快乐 祝你生日快乐 Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you
生日快乐 Happy birth...
不行 我完事儿了 No, no! I'm done.
你最好祈祷他们没能活着出去 You better pray they don't make it out of there alive.
-不 不 -哇 坚持住 - Whoa! No! No! - Whoa! Hold on!
小心 Watch out!
-真讨厌 真讨厌 -天啊 - Hate this! Hate this! - Oh, God!
-我应该接这通电话 -什么 -I should probably get this! -What?
可能是我的经纪人戴夫·博利纳里 It could be my agent, Dave Bolinari!
真不错 我还真想知道他有什么话要说 Oh, cool! Let me know what he says!
喂 什么 吃意大利面 好啊 Hello! What? Oh, yeah, spaghetti's fine!
我也爱你 妈妈 我的经纪人太奇怪了 Love you too, Mom! My agent is so weird.
尝试抓住些什么 Try to grab something!
-拉 拉 拉 拉 拉 -不 不 -Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull! -No! No!
注：这是迪士尼动画电影《魔发奇缘》中乐佩的玩偶
那里 那个板手球 There! The paddleball!
准备 跳 Ready? Jump!
坚持住 Hold on!
乐高悲惨世界
蒂蒂 喂 Dale? Hello?
蒂蒂 Dale?
蒂蒂 Oh, no. Dale?
拜托 你别吓我 Come on, don't, uh, don't prank me like this.
-我就应该 -怎么了 -I should've... -What's up?
别捣乱 蒂蒂 Not now, Dale.
蒂蒂 你还活着 但什么情况 Dale! You're alive! But how?
我叫蒙克 蒂蒂·蒙克 The name's Munk. Dale Munk.
是特工零零蒂 当然了 Ugh. Double-0 Dale, of course.
奇奇 你哭了 你真的爱我 Chip, you were crying. You really do love me!
什么 我没有 是你在哭 What? No! I... You were crying!
-我们能 -小奇奇 我也爱你 -Can we... -Chippy, Chippy, I love you too!
别总想着自己 我都有心理阴影了 Don't make it about you. I was traumatized!
别说了 好吗 Just leave it alone, okay?
好吧 浪费了一整天的时间 Okay, fine. Well, that whole day was a big waste!
我们没有了解到任何有价值的东西 We didn't learn anything of value except for that
除了知道甜彼得戴着和我一样的计步手环 Sweet Pete wears the same step tracker that I do.
等等 那些手环 Wait, those step trackers,
能追踪你去的所有地方吗 do they keep track of everywhere you go?
能啊 因为我喜欢把路线跑成屁股的形状 Yeah, I know because I like to map my runs in the shape of a butt.
真不敢相信我会这么说 I can't believe I'm saying this,
但我们得去和艾丽谈谈 but we need to go talk to Ellie.
完事我就回家 And then, I'm going home!
好吧 但请别告诉她屁股的事 Okay, but please just don't tell her about the butt thing.
这事我不能保证 I can't promise that.
你觉得她会觉得好笑吗 Do you think she'll think it's funny, though?
谢了 Thanks!
如果我们能拿到甜彼得的手环 So, if we could get ahold of Sweet Pete's step tracker,
我们可以对照他去过的地方 we could cross reference where he's been,
和我们知道他会去的地方 with where we know he goes!
对 没有重叠的地点一定就是他的秘密基地 Right! And whatever doesn't overlap has got to be his secret facility!
完全正确 我们拿到手环 Exactly! We get the step tracker,
就可以通过它找到蒙弟 and we can trace it to find Monty.
-奇奇 你太有才了 -那计划是什么 -Chip, you're a genius! -So, what's the plan?
你们要怎么弄到甜彼得的手环 How are you guys gonna get Sweet Pete's step tracker?
“你们” 等等 我们把你需要的信息给你弄到 "You guys"? Hold on. We got you the info you needed.
现在 就要靠你了 专业人士 Now, it's up to you, the professional,
逞强除恶 缉拿反派 to actually, you know, get the bad guy,
-拯救我们的朋友蒙弟 -没那么简单 -and save our friend Monty? -It's not as simple as that.
我们需要搜查令 正当理由 We need warrants, we need probable cause,
不知道你们有没有注意到 and I don't know if you guys noticed,
但队长并不太看重我的意见 but the captain doesn't really value my opinion too much.
什么 他真是不可理喻 What? He's crazy!
不是 我真的搞砸过 No, I really screwed up.
去年小猪佩奇失踪的时候 Last year, when Peppa Pig went missing,
我听信了虚假消息 命令整个小队 I fell for a bogus tip, and made the whole squad
突袭尼克少儿工作室 raid Nickelodeon Junior Studios.
卡通人物们还击了 And the toons fought back.
汪汪队袭击了亨德森警官 Paw Patrol attacked Sergeant Henderson.
注：《汪汪队立大功》是尼克儿童频道的少儿动画片
医生说他这辈子就不能要孩子了 The doctors say he'll never have kids.
谢谢你分享这个疯狂的故事 Huh, thank you for sharing that absolutely bonkers story.
我想到了 我正好有我们需要的东西 I think I have exactly what we need!
别走开 Don't move.
女士们先生们 请看 犯罪实验室 Ladies and gentlemen. Behold! The crime lab!
迪士尼巡游烟火
卡普空《松鼠大作战》 《救难小福星》
《大众机械》杂志 阿洁和她标志性的救难小福星飞机
什么 这太棒了吧 What? This is crazy.
很不错 对吧 Pretty sweet, right?
我们可能需要的变装和小道具 应有尽有 All the disguises and gadgets we could ever need.
等等 《救难小福星》每一集这里都有吗 Wait, is this like every episode of Rescue Rangers ever?
-是的 -你都收集了 - Yes, it is. - You've got them all.
“寻找猫咪” "Catteries Not Included."
注：这是《救难小福星》动画剧集的第1集
注：分别是第28集和第51集
“推木乃伊出火车”“肮脏的臭尿布” "Throw Mummy from the Train," "Dirty Rotten Diapers."
好吧 那你最喜欢哪一集 Okay, so what's your favorite episode?
我挑不出来 太难了 Ooh, I... I can't pick one. That's too hard!
我也是 太好看了 Same. So good.
说实话 我很惊讶你还留着这些东西 I'm honestly surprised you kept all this stuff.
我以为你当时并不在乎这个节目 I didn't think you cared about the show back then.
什么 我当然在乎了 What? Of course I did.
是啊 你当然在乎 No. Yeah, of course.
这张插满旗子的大地图是什么 What's this huge map with all the pins in it?
那个啊 说来还挺酷的 Oh, that? It's actually very cool.
天呐 这标记的是受害者的埋葬地吗 Oh, no. Is this where all the victims are buried?
你又跟我说笑 You're messing with me again!
这上面是1991年《救难小福星》 It actually shows Rescue Rangers'
在美国各州的收视率 ratings in every US market in 1991
你可能还记得 那是我们最成功的一年 which, as you may recall, was our most successful year.
嘿 艾丽 你不是说你来自奥尔巴尼吗 Hey, Ellie, didn't you say you were from Albany?
土生土长 Born and raised.
根据这张地图 Well, according to this map
《救难小福星》从来没在奥尔巴尼播出过 Rescue Rangers never aired in Albany.
是我奶奶 她以前把所有剧集 Yeah! My grandma, she used to tape all the episodes
都录下来寄给我 and send them to me.
-这样啊 -奶奶给力 - Hmm. - Grandmas rule!
快来 奇奇 看看这些超酷的东西 Oh, come on, Chip! Look at all this cool stuff!
这个是《救难小福星》限量版卡片套装 Like this is the limited edition Rescue Rangers pog set!
你知道吗 这可是货真价实的收藏品 You know, this turned into a real collectible,
因为有人注意到蒙弟身后的一朵云 because someone noticed that one of the clouds
看起来就像是奥普拉 behind Monterey Jack looked exactly like... Oprah.
哇哦 真酷啊 Wow. So cool.
对吧 只可惜一共12张 我只集齐了11张 I know, right? Unfortunately, I only have 11 of the 12.
我还差最重要的一张 是大家的合影 I'm missing the main one of all of us together.
都是老掉牙的东西了 Ah, it's just old junk.
好了 两位 甜彼得每周三都会去一家俄罗斯澡堂 Okay, guys. Sweet Pete goes to the Russian bathhouse every Wednesday.
你们要怎样混进去 So, how are we gonna sneak you guys in there
才能不被那帮家伙认出来呢 without being recognized by all those goons?
-等下 要不我们用第45集里的方法怎么样 -第45集 - Wait. What if we did episode 45? - Forty-five?
注：在《救难小福星》第45集《间谍花栗鼠》中，蒂蒂沉迷间谍片并幻想 成为超级特工，为了满足他的愿望，奇奇戴上假鼻子扮成了敌方的老鼠间谍
-好主意 -我完全不知道你指的是啥 -That's a good idea. -No idea what you're referring to.
话说 你能不能自己想个主意啊 And do you have any original ideas?
还是说 你就只会照搬以前剧本上的内容 Or are you just constantly recycling old scripts?
哎呀 就是第45集 你扮成老鼠骗我那一回 Oh, come on! Episode 45! You dressed up like a rat to fool me.
你不记得了吗 你当时还说“我就是这个意鼠” You don't remember? You said, "Rats what I'm talking about."
真是太搞笑了 It was hilarious!
完全不记得 Oh... Nope, no clue.
艾丽 如果真要这么做的话 我们需要你的帮助 Ellie, if we do this, we could really use your help.
我不确定能不能帮你们 我本来都不该来这里的 Um. I don't know. I shouldn't even be here.
求你了 我需要你 艾丽 帮他们找到我吧 Please! I need you, Ellie! Help find me!
好吧 下不为例哦 Okay, but just this once.
谢谢 亲爱的 Oh, thanks, love!
注：在《救难小福星》剧集中，蒙弟时常称呼阿洁“亲爱的”
再用芭比娃娃烤只虾吧 Throw another shrimp on the barbie!
注：这句话出自上世纪八十年代澳大利亚在美国投放的旅游广告 广告语混用美式英语“虾”（shrimp）和澳式英语“烧烤”（barbie）
-别说了 -知道啦 那我就不说了 - Stop. - No, I know, that's why I stopped, yeah?
产生的歧义至今仍为两国人民津津乐道 作为澳大利亚老鼠，蒙弟也在剧中说过shrimp on the barbie
好了 记住 你们是来修漏水管道的水管工 Okay, guys, remember, you're plumbers here to fix a leaky pipe.
收到 你那边能听见吗 Roger that. This thing working?
能听见 我估计在有人发现这辆车不见之前 It' s working. I'd say we have about an hour
我们大概还有一个小时的时间 所以你们动作要快 before anyone notices this van is missing, so shake a tail.
真不敢相信我们要这么做 I can't believe we're doing this.
求你了 待会儿千万别用你的塑料纽约腔说话 Please, just don't do your bad New York accent.
奇奇 我知道了 但你这要求太不合理了吧 Chip, I hear you, but it's an unreasonable ask.
哟 我们是来清理管道的 Yo! We're here to clean the pipes,
还是说您把这事儿给忘啦 or did you forget about it?
冲啊洋基队 热狗 百吉饼 披萨万岁 Go Yanks! And hot dogs, bagels, and pizza!
哇 真没想到我们居然蒙混过关了 Wow. I am honestly amazed that that worked.
我也没想到 Me too!
我就是因为刚刚的口音被踢出了《法律与秩序》剧组 That accent actually got me fired from Law and Order.
艾丽 我们进来了 Ellie, we're in.
好极了 保持低调 Good. Now, keep a low profile,
去找甜彼得的储物柜 and go find Sweet Pete's locker.
嘿 你们两个 Hey, you two!
这饮水机能用吗 This water fountain good?
水管里的水能喝吗 Are the pipes clean to drink from?
嗨 这里的水管比百老汇都干净 Hey! They're cleaner than Broadway, baby.
我就是干这个的 I'm walking here.
注：此处“working”发音类似“walking”，是在模仿 设定在纽约的1969年电影《午夜牛郎》中的一句经典台词
好的 谢谢你 Good. Thank you.
干得好 你们就从水管上面走吧 千万别让人看见 Nice work. You need to stay up on those pipes, out of sight.
好嘞 了解 Yup! On it.
哇塞 这感觉真是太爽了 Oh, yeah! That feels great, man.
-真恶心 -别看了 快走吧 - Gross! - Nope. Come on.
注：左侧是《南方公园》中的兰迪
我周末还能见到孩子们 但感觉跟以前完全不一样了 I get the kids on the weekends, but it's not the same.
注：这是画风更接近2017年《新唐老鸭俱乐部》的史高治
哇 是他 Whoa. It's him.
东西就在那里 There it is.
这下不妙了 Okay, not great.
嘿 我认得你们 Hey, I know you.
-完了 -死定了 - Oh, no. - We're cooked.
你们是救难小福星 You're the Rescue Rangers.
-我是你们的忠实迷弟 -好啊 - I am huge fanboy! - Oh, cool.
你不觉得咱们谁都不说话很尴尬吗 Don't you just hate awkward silences?
说实话 你说话之前我没觉得有多尴尬 吉米 Well, to be honest, it wasn't awkward until you said that, Jimmy,
现在倒有些尴尬了 我谢谢你啊 and now it is, so great job.
-好像是这样 -两位 抓紧时间啊 - I guess that's true. - Guys, come on!
-上前一步 不要见外 -你听出来这是什么了吗 - Step right up and come on in -You are recognizing?
-从这里开始 欢乐满载 -现在呢 听听这个 - Here's where the fun begins - Yes? Wait for it.
不会吧 这是“迪士尼午后”主题曲的混音版吗 No way! Is this a remix of the Disney Afternoon theme song?
注：“迪士尼午后”是美国1990至1997年期间播出的广播联卖电视栏目 主要播放迪士尼动画剧集
-是你做的吗 -猜对喽 哥们儿 - You made this? - You are knowing it, brother!
用这个来段说唱呗 来嘛 Now you do a rap on it? Yes?
先别急 老兄 让我跟蒂蒂单独说句话 Uh-oh, I don't know! Give me one second with Dale here, bro.
-首先 别再鼓励这家伙了 -没问题 - First off, stop encouraging this guy. - Totally.
-其次 我们才不要说唱呢 -好吧 - Second, we are not rapping. - Right.
过气卡通人物企图靠说唱努力耍帅 挽回人气 There is nothing more pathetic than an old cartoon character
-真是再可悲不过了 -奇奇 我明白 -trying to seem cool again by rapping! -Chip, I hear you,
但我们现在好像别无选择哎 but I don't think we have much of a choice!
我们才不是别无选择 在说唱面前 Oh, there's a choice. When it comes to rapping,
永远有别的选择 there's always a choice.
话说 你能不能先等一下 我待会儿再跟你聊 Actually, can you just hold that thought for one second?
-我来也 -不是吧 - Here I go! - Oh, geez!
我名叫蒂蒂 My name is Dale...
说唱这就走起 I'm about to kick it
-不是吧 -我简直身处地狱 - Oh, no. - And I'm in hell.
等一下 我要把这段录下来 Oh, wow, hold on. I need to film this!
我来转移他的注意力 你去找那个手环 I'll distract him. You get that step tracker.
这样行不通的 太冒险了 It won't work. It's too risky.
最大的风险就是不冒任何风险 Well, the biggest risk is not taking any risk at all.
我名叫蒂蒂 我不吃鲸鱼 My name is Dale, I don't eat whale
你为何偏要说 说我吃鲸鱼 Why would you say, that I eat whale
我不吃鲸鱼 I don't eat whale
用“鲸鱼”作“蒂蒂”的韵脚 之后就什么都想不到 Once you rhyme Dale with whale, you can't think of anything else.
你把他吃掉算了 别再让他唱了 Just devour him! Make it stop!
就算让我吃尾巴充饥 Not me, no, I would just eat the tail
我也绝对绝对不会吃鲸鱼 I would never in a million years eat whale
首先 它们是濒危物种 First of all, they're endangered
-所以我们必须保护鲸鱼 -是夏威夷果的味道 吃了坚果 - So, you gotta take care of the whale - Macadamias. And where there's nuts,
-手上就会沾油 -稍不注意动保组织就会找上你 - there's oil. - Don't want PETA on your tail
不过如果我吃了鲸鱼 鲸鱼肉就不会过期 But if I did eat whale It wouldn't be stale
-有了 -天呐 我唱得也太棒了吧 - Aha. - Oh, man, I'm killing this!
你在干什么 And what are you doing?
我只是 呃 Oh, I was a just, uh...
好啦 奇奇 接着麦克风 Aye, yo, Chip! Take the mic!
都是为了蒙弟 For Monty.
我名叫奇奇 我不是鲸鱼 Well, my name is Chip, I'm not a whale
现在变成我在说唱了 好极了 And now I'm doing it, great.
祖比宗 祖比祖比祖比咚咚 A zubi-zong, zubi, zubi, zubi, dong, dong
-走你 -祖比咚咚咚 -Yoink. -Zubi, dong, dong, dong
-他是奇奇 -他是蒂蒂 -'Cause he's Chip - He's Dale
我们怀抱无限希冀 And we'll never fail!
因为我们两个永远不会吃鲸鱼 'Cause neither of us will ever eat whale
-永远不会 -不会 - No, never - Ever
-永远 -不会 - Never -Ever
-永远不会 -吃鲸鱼 - Never eat whale - Eat whale
不是吧 你怎么会知道我要唱什么 Okay, what? How did you know what I was gonna say?
你怎么会知道我要唱什么 简直就像是 How did you know what I was gonna say? It was like,
-专业的一样 -专业的一样 - professional. - Professional.
-我们同时耶 -我们同时耶 - Same time! - Same time!
-又一样了 -又一样了 - Jinx! - Jinx!
你欠我一瓶随便什么牌子的可乐 You owe me a non-brand specific cola!
-什么 太离谱了吧 -什么 太离谱了吧 -What? That was crazy! -What? That was crazy!
-快给吉尼斯纪录打电话呀 -快给吉尼斯纪录打电话呀 - Somebody call Guinness book! - Somebody call Guinness book!
-这真是不可思议 -这真是世间奇迹 - This is incredible! - This is blowing my mind!
这次没对上 We lost it.
砰砰 这是DJ赫佐格奥拉赫为您带来的迪士尼午后混音曲 Boom, boom. It's DJ Herzogenaurach with the Disney Afternoon remix!
我们玩得很开心 不过现在我们真的要走了 Hey, this was really fun, but we actually got to get going!
他们真是不擅长说唱啊 Ooh, they were very bad at rapping.
鲍勃 你猜我刚刚遇见谁了 说出来你肯定不信 Oh, hey, Bob! You are never going to believe who I just met.
艾丽 你真该看看我们刚才的精彩表现 Oh, man, Ellie, you should have seen us!
-简直太不可思议啦 -对吧 - That was incredible! - Right?
我们就像真正的侦探一样 We were just like real detectives!
你居然能想到用火柴照出油印来 简直天才啊 And that match trick you did with the oil? Genius!
的确 不过还是你那糟糕的说唱让他分心了 干得漂亮 Yeah, but your bad rapping was the perfect distraction. So good!
谢谢 我还以为咱们要露馅儿了呢 还好有你及时救场 Thanks. I totally thought we were busted. But then you just fully went for it!
-然后我也说唱了 太夸张了吧 -你真的太厉害啦 - And then I rapped. What a rush! - You were crazy!
好了 一切准备就绪 Okay, we are all set here.
现在只要把手环插进电脑里就好了 Just plug that step tracker into the computer.
收到 On it!
圣佩德罗码头 好耶 我们找到他了 Oh, San Pedro docks! Yes, we got him!
真不敢相信 我们说不定真能把蒙弟救回来 I can't believe it. We might actually get Monty back.
我们要成为英雄了 We're gonna be heroes.
我真得谢谢你拉我一起来 I gotta thank you for making me do this.
我是说 这种感觉 我感觉 挺好 I mean, this feels... I feel... good.
我也这么觉得 咱们一起总能做得更好 Me too! We were always better together.
目标位置确认 我们现在用直升机派特警过去 Location confirmed. We're sending SWAT now by chopper.
-到那边会合吧 -收到 长官 - Meet us there. - Yes, sir.
我到了 队长 Here, Captain.
你背着我行动 我本来应该将你停职的 斯戴勒 I ought to suspend you for going behind my back, Steckler.
希望这次不会再被尿布一族袭击了 And I hope we don't get attacked by the Rugrats this time.
注：《尿布一族》是尼克儿童频道1991年起播出的动画片
准备好攻城羊 Ready the battering rams!
我们走 前进 前进 前进 Let's go! Move! Move! Move!
-安全 -安全 - Clear! - Clear!
安全 Clear!
-你觉得他会在哪儿 -不知道 - Where do you think he is? - I have no idea.
长官 Sir!
我这边有发现了 I think I found something.
小心点 什么都别碰 Careful. Don't touch anything.
注：《超人总动员》中的超劲先生和《辛普森一家》中的杂耍家鲍勃缝合
小比目鱼 Flounder?
注：《仙履奇缘》中的葛斯和《爱丽丝梦游仙境》中的对对的和对对得双胞胎缝合
注：菲力猫和粉红豹缝合
注：《白雪公主和七个小矮人》中的喷嚏精
喷嚏精 Sneezy?
他们都在这里 They're all here.
哇 加菲猫那副小身板儿和这么壮实的肌肉可不搭 Whoa. Garfield's little body can't take muscles like that.
找到他们了 We found 'em.
这个看起来像是给我做三维手术的那种机器 This looks like the machine I had my CG work done on.
只不过 这台看起来更暴力 Except, way more violent-looking.
水还是热的 他们一定刚走不久 It's still warm. Must have just missed him.
是啊 这地方好吓人啊 Yeah, this place is creepy.
我去找找看有没有电灯开关 I'm gonna see if I can't find a light switch.
等一下 别别别别别别去 Wait. No, no, no, no, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't!
你看 根本没什么好担心的嘛 See? Nothing to worry about!
看来你说得对 Heh. I guess you're right.
这可不妙 Uh. That's not good.
系统启动
-哥们儿 你干了什么 -我不是故意的 - Dude! What did you do? - I didn't mean to,
我只是 我只是退了一步 然后脚趾就 I just... I put my leg back, my toe...
-奇奇 -这东西怎么会在地上 - Chip! - Why is it on the floor?
蒂蒂 Dale!
-不要啊 小心 -快点出来 - Ah, no! Watch out! - Get out of there!
别别别别别啊 No, no, no, no, no!
启动防护罩
救命 快救我们出去 Help! Get us out of here!
这台机器会尝试用手术改变你们的样貌 The machine is gonna try and surgically re-edit you,
千万要避开 so, try to avoid that.
再见了 艾丽 不要忘了我呀 Goodbye, Ellie! Always remember me!
如果我们不能活着出去的话 米莉就交给你了 If we don't make it out of here alive, let Millie live with you,
让她睡你的床 吃你的饭 and sleep on your bed, and eat your food,
你尽管放心大胆地给她挠屁股 没关系的 and don't be afraid to really scratch that butt!
我们要被做成油炸华夫饼了吗 Are we about to get waffle fried?
不 我觉得是 No, I think it's...
先扫描 然后把他们绘制成 Scanning them, and rendering what they'll look like
不同的画风 in different animation styles.
好吧 也没什么大不了的 说不定这比 Okay. That was nothing. You know, this might be easier than...
蒂蒂 Dale!
-喂喂 -坚持住 - Hey! Hey! - Hold on!
-再使劲点 -你的身体 怎么 拉不长呢 -Pull harder! -Why... won't... you... stretch?
这副三维身体看着精致 其实没什么弹性 This body is meant to be looked at, not touched!
你要干什么 What are you doing?
-谢谢你 -快走 -Thank you. -Come on!
-就像是第121集里一样 -“不可能的任务” - It's like episode 121! - "Mission Chipossible!"
注：《救难小福星》系列剧共有65集 这里的第121集显然是虚构的，致敬电影《碟中谍》（Mission Impossible）
-你说得对 -等等 原来你还记得 - You're right. - Wait, you remember?
可能是我慢慢回想起来了吧 I guess a couple things are coming back to me.
那就动手吧 这能和剧里有多大不同呀 Then let's do it. How different could it be?
-非常不同好吧 甚至可能完全不同 -准备好了吗 -Very different! It can be very different. -Ready?
跳起来 趴下 Jump! Duck!
秒变鼠饼 送我上去 Pancake. Launch me!
-小心 -接住你了 - Heads-up! - Got you!
滑过去 Slide!
还好吗 受伤了吗 You okay? Are you in one piece?
我没事 但是你不太好 Yeah, I think so. But you're not.
怎么了 Huh?
他们肯定没事的 I'm sure they're fine.
-你有个史努比的耳朵 -给我拽下来 拽下来 - You got a Snoopy ear! -Get it off! Get it off!
那儿有个门 咱们从那儿出去 The door! Let's get out of here!
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下左：《龙珠Z》中神龙的身体、蟋蟀吉明尼的伞、罗宾汉的帽子 下右：《啊！有怪兽》中Ickis的耳朵、《波波鹿与飞天鼠》中洛奇的帽子
中左：杰克武士的武士刀、小马宝莉玩具头 中心：《啊！有怪兽》中Ickis的嘴、《王国之心》的钥刃、粉红豹的嘴 中右：蓝精灵的帽子、《真假公主：安娜塔西亚》巴托克的耳朵
上左：皮特的假腿、蒙弟的胡子、大侦探皮卡丘的尾巴 上右：《玩具总动员》蛋头先生的身体
你们还好吗 You guys okay?
米奇的手套、蟋蟀吉明尼的帽子、天才小子吉米的头发
看看这些零部件 Look at all these parts.
不好 Oh, no.
-蒙弟的胡子 -不是吧 - Monty's mustache. - No!
他被抓去拍山寨电影了 He's been bootlegged!
斯戴勒 Hey, Steckler.
今天干得不错 我原来还不太相信你来着 Nice work, today. I didn't think you had it in you.
谢谢您 长官 Thank you, sir.
看这里 就一个问题 看这里 Over here. One question! Over here!
三维糊脸新闻台 随着这个工厂关闭 3D In Your Face News. With this factory shut down,
你让这个城市更适合卡通人物生活了 有什么感受 how does it feel to have made the city safer for toons?
好了 别烦他们 不接受提问 All right, come on. Leave them alone. No questions.
走吧 伙计们 咱们离开这儿 Come on, guys, let's get out of here.
奇奇 你这个史努比耳朵是怎么回事 Hey, Chip, why the Snoopy ear?
油灰队长 油灰队长 黑白新闻台提问 Captain Putty! Captain Putty! Black and White News.
为什么你后背上粘了一团口香糖 Why is there a wad of chewing gum on your back?
不是吧 真恶心 Oh, come on! Gross.
现在这口香糖要永远留在我身体上了 Now, that's just gonna be a part of me forever.
简直是乱七八糟 Well, this is a mess.
老板 我们要不要先离开这里 We should probably skip down for a while, huh, boss?
不抓到这些花栗鼠 我们哪儿都不去 We're not going anywhere without those chipmunks.
-我还想让剧集重启呢 -我们要跟踪他们吗 -I still want my reboot. -Should we try to follow them?
不用 让他们走 我有自己独特的追踪方式 Nah, let 'em go. I have my own special way of tracking people.
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-我们确定搜索了所有房间吗 -是的 确定 -Are we sure that every room was checked? -Yeah. Positive.
你说了山寨改造要用48小时 我们在这个时间之前赶到的 You said bootlegging takes 48 hours. We made it before then.
我知道 一般是这样的 I know. It usually does.
还有那杯咖啡还热着 And that coffee was still warm.
好像他们知道我们要去 It's like they knew we were coming.
听着 我知道你们因为蒙弟的事很伤心 Look, I know you guys are sad about Monty,
但是同时你们也应该 but you should still feel
为你们在那儿做的事情感到自豪 really good about what you did back there.
你们是英雄 You guys are heroes.
我们不是英雄 蒙弟已经不见了 We are not heroes. Monty's gone.
本来以为要见到他又大又呆的脸 我还很激动呢 I was so excited to see his big, dopey face.
洛杉矶警察局
我跟你说 我们肯定错过了点什么东西 I'm telling you, we're missing something.
我能感觉得到 蒂蒂 I can feel it, Dale.
就想跟你们说一声 Hey, just wanna remind you guys,
我今天下午会去粉丝大会给大家签名 I'll be at Fan Con this afternoon, signing autographs.
所以准备好坚果见我吧 So, get those nuts ready!
-就这样 -你是不是有什么毛病 -Yeah... -What is wrong with you?
怎么了 这是我的工作 What? It's my job.
这是你的选择 我要去拿杯咖啡 It's a choice. I'm getting some coffee.
别这样 我必须和粉丝保持联系 Wh... Come on! I have to stay connected to the fans!
没什么粉丝的事 一切都是关于你 总是这样 There are no fans. It's for you. It's always for you,
就是为了满足你的私欲 to feed your selfish ego.
我以为你已经变了 I thought you had changed,
但是自从拍了《特工零零蒂》你就一直这样 but you haven't changed since Double-0 Dale!
等等 所以你还在为这事生气吗 Wait, so you are still mad about Double-0 Dale?
我还以为一切都过去了 I thought everything was artichokie.
你离开了 蒂蒂 你让我孤立无援 You left, Dale. You left me high and dry.
我们一起经历了那么多 After everything we'd been through,
我为你做了那么多 everything I did for you!
-所以我们之间不是没问题 -当然不是 -So, we're not artichokie? -No artichokie!
问题多了去了 Nothing's ever been artichokie.
明白吗 我就一个人 卖保险生活 Okay? I'm alone. I sell insurance.
我唯一的朋友是一条狗 My only friend is a dog!
好吧 但是你为什么跟我说没问题了 Okay, but then why did you say it was artichokie?
如果有人跟我说没问题了 I mean, when someone tells me something's artichokie,
我就觉得没问题啊 I believe it's artichokie.
别再说什么问题不问题的了 都什么玩意儿啊 Stop saying artichokie! What is it, man?
你能挪一下吗 我要喝咖啡 Oh, uh, if you could just scooch a bit, from the coffee?
好 当然可以 抱歉 Yes, yes, of course. Sorry.
明白吗 这就是我不想再见你的原因 See? This is why I didn't wanna see you anymore.
是 我的生活很孤独 但是至少我不会有现在这种感觉 Sure, my life is lonely, but at least I didn't feel like this!
是吗 你也是一样的 奇奇总是掌控一切 Oh, yeah? Well, you're the same too! Chip's always in charge!
奇奇总是对的 要么听奇奇的要么滚蛋 Chip's always right! It's Chip's way or the highway!
这样吧 给你 You know what? Here.
我因为一些愚蠢的原因一直拿着这个 I've been holding on to this for some stupid reason.
现在你的收藏齐全了 Now, your collection is complete.
救难小福星
什么 What?
你还留着这个 You kept this?
其实神奇的是 那时候 You know the crazy thing is, way back then...
我甚至一点也不想拍《特工零零蒂》 I didn't even wanna do Double-0 Dale.
-什么 -听起来肯定很蠢 但是 -What? -It's gonna sound stupid, but...
我想我只是想让你告诉我你需要我 ...I think I just wanted you to tell me you needed me.
告诉我我不是那种 That I wasn't just some
你在学校里找到的自己吃饭的可怜花栗鼠 pathetic chipmunk you found eating alone at school.
我原来也因为一些很傻的原因想要这个徽章 You know, I wanted this pog for some silly reason,
但是现在不想要了 but now I don't.
-给你 现在你的收藏齐全了 -什么 别还给我 -Here, now your collection's complete. -What? Don't give me that!
我刚刚就是这么跟你说的 That's the exact same thing I just said to you.
什么 不是 我说的是 很傻的原因 What? No, it's not. I said, "Silly reason."
-你说的是 愚蠢的原因 -我不想要 -You said, "Stupid reason." -Well, I don't want it.
-我也不想要 -非常好 -Neither do I! -Good!
-我要把它放在地上 -太好了 -I'm putting it on the ground. -Great!
-好的 -很酷 -Yeah. -Cool.
-我知道 -真棒 -I know. -Neat!
确实很棒 谢谢 It is neat. Thanks.
你闻到什么味道了吗 Do you smell that?
我绝对不会 I'm definitely not falling
被你放屁的蠢笑话骗了 for one of your dumb fart jokes right now.
不是不是 有股味道 No! No, no! Smell!
这一整个地方 有一股 This whole place, it smells like...
-杏仁黄油和汽油的味道 -杏仁黄油和汽油的味道 -almond butter and gasoline. -Almond butter and gasoline.
但是那是救难小福星古龙水的味道 But that's the Rescue Rangers cologne.
这边 This way.
味道是从这里传出来的 It's coming from in here.
为什么油灰队长的办公室有这种味道 Why would Putty's office smell like that?
蒂蒂 我们得走了 就现在 Dale, we need to leave, now.
发生什么了 我们为什么要跑 What's going on? Why are we running away?
我不确定 但是你和你的大红鼻子是对的 I'm not sure, but you and your big red nose are onto something.
蒙弟确实是唯一一个 Monty was literally the only person
用那种恶心味道香水的人 to ever use that disgusting cologne.
其实我听说拉脱维亚人 Actually, I heard it's still used
还用它洗油漆呢 当然 in the Latvia to strip paint, but of course,
我们一点钱也没拿到 we never see a dime of that.
这不是重点 油灰队长办公室全是那种臭味 That's not the point. Putty's office stunk of it,
说明有人和蒙弟有直接接触 which means someone had direct contact with Monty.
我就知道油灰队长不干净 Oh, I knew Putty was dirty!
你这么说 Oh, you're just saying that
只是因为在我们的剧集里幕后黑手总是警长 'cause it's always the police captain in our episodes.
油灰队长太明显了 用脑子想 蒂蒂 Putty's too obvious! Think, Dale!
-是艾丽吗 - 这段时间她一直都不对劲 -Ellie? -Something has been off about her the whole time!
声称是我们的粉丝 只是为了讨好我们 Claiming to be a huge fan just to butter us up.
她都说不出来最喜欢的是哪一集 She couldn't even name her favorite episode.
因为她都很喜欢 'Cause she loves them all.
不 因为她一集都没看过 No! 'Cause she's never seen any episodes!
她还说“她奶奶为她录了节目” 现实点吧 "Her grandmother taped the show for her." Get real!
奶奶辈的根本就不会用电子产品 Grandparents are terrible at electronics.
就是这么一回事 That's their whole thing!
说曹操曹操到 Aha! Speak of the devil!
艾丽来电
你疯了吗 别接电话 Are you crazy? Don't pick that up!
我们不知道可以信任谁 We don't know who we can trust.
我们需要外部协助 比如州长 中央情报局 联邦调查局 We need outside help, like the governor, the CIA, the FBI.
我知道谁也许可以帮我们 I know someone who might be able to help.
你有了个史努比的耳朵 You got a Snoopy ear!
对 丑八怪索尼克 他的耳朵是很好笑 Yes, Ugly Sonic, his ear is hilarious,
但是你有联邦调查局的联系方式吗 but do you have a contact at the FBI?
因为我们有一些 Because we have some highly
超级危险又机密的信息要告诉他们 dangerous and classified information for them.
当然 我认识联邦调查局的好多人 Yeah, of course. I know tons of people at the FBI.
我正在和他们一起拍电视节目 I'm making a TV show with them.
听着 我们真的需要你的帮助 Look, we really need your help,
但是我们快没时间了 but we don't have a lot of time.
你想让我快点吗 索尼克才会这么做 Oh, you want me to go fast? That's Sonic's thing.
丑八怪索尼克就要慢慢来 宝贝 Ugly Sonic goes slow, baby.
-所以你不准备帮我们吗 -是的 不帮 -So, you're not gonna help us? -No, I'm not.
你根本就没和联邦调查局一起拍节目 我就知道 我就知道 Ugh! You don't have a show with the FBI. I knew it! I knew it!
我还没说完呢 I wasn't finished.
-蒂蒂 我们得走了 -我回头在城堡见制片的时候 - Dale, we need to go. - I'll run it by my producer later
-我跟他说一下 -不好 - when I see him at the Chateau. - Oh, no.
快走 我们钻进人群甩开他们 Quick, we'll lose them in the crowd.
总有一天你能看到的 蒂蒂 One day, you'll see, Dale.
你打开电视就能看到我的节目了 You'll turn on your television and all will be revealed.
-不会的 -会的 -No, it won't. -Yes, it will!
走开 Move!
让开路 让开 呆子 Out of the way! Move it, nerds!
其实一开始这部电影叫《姨人》 You know, originally, it was called Aunt Man,
注：蚁人扮演者Paul Rudd
阿姨的姨 我的超能力就是吸引阿姨的魅力 A-U-N-T, and my superpower was being really charming to aunts.
多棒啊 是吧 That's great, isn't it?
-然后他们改成了 -过一下 - Yeah, they changed it... - Whoa! Coming through.
你拍得真好 Love your work!
小心 Watch out!
注：这些是小马宝莉
乖乖小马 乖乖小马 Okay. Nice horsey, nice horsey.
让开 走开 Step aside. Move.
-他们在那儿 -去抓住他们 -There they are. -Well, go get them.
注：左侧的人装扮成了《瑞克与莫蒂》中的腌黄瓜瑞克
抓到了 Gotcha!
什么 Oh, what?
注：《小飞侠》中“迷途的孩子”之一阿比
彼得 真的是你吗 你都变老了 Peter, is that really you? You got old.
没错 我们都会死的 小孩 Yeah, death is coming for us all, kid.
他们怎么知道我们在这儿 How do they know we're here?
我猜是看了你在警察局发的动态 I'm guessing your social media post at the police station.
-好吧 我的错 -下面有点什么东西 -Yeah, that's my bad. -Hey, there's something down there.
注：出自1983年动画剧集《宇宙的巨人希曼》的对手角色骷髅王和希曼
下面什么都没有 你个笨蛋 There's nothing down there, you boob.
你太长时间不穿裤子走来走去的 You walk around with no pants long enough,
连阵风都能感觉到 and you start to notice every breeze.
找到你了 Gotcha! Huh?
我们需要做点伪装 We need a disguise or something.
这里 随便拿点什么穿上 In here. Grab the first thing you can.
什么 Uh... What?
获取你的《夺宝奇兵》装备
注：《救难小福星》剧集中奇奇形象就是参照《夺宝奇兵》 系列电影中印第安纳·琼斯的形象设计的
是救难小福星 It's the Rescue Rangers!
-我的天哪 我是你们的忠实粉丝 -我的天 -Oh, my gosh! I am your biggest fan! -Oh, my God.
注：来自《小飞侠》中的台词
想点让人快乐的主意 Think happy little thoughts.
我肯定是扯到哪儿了 Definitely pulled something.
你先走 我一会儿跟上 You keep going, I'll catch up.
喝的给我 Hey, give me that!
竟然是无糖的 Ugh! It's diet!
上来 Up here. Hey!
注：出自电视动画系列剧《战神金刚》的战神金刚
以乌卡尔加之斧起誓 你必须臣服于我 By the axe of Ucarga, you will submit to me!
注：出自迪士尼动画剧集《小医师大玩偶》的麦芬
你干吗呢 抓住你了 What are you doing? I got you!
你看什么 What are you looking at?
注：出自2019年版《狮子王》的彭彭
-说实话 在看你奇怪的死鱼眼 -确实很奇怪 - Honestly, your weird dead eyes. - They are weird.
注：出自《功夫熊猫》系列电影的快螳螂
超级奇怪 Super weird.
注：出自2009年《大战外星人》的鲍勃
注：这三个角色以及躺在地上的鲍勃都由Seth Rogen配音
太有意思了 So funny.
我的天 奇奇蒂蒂一起出现了 Well, I'll be. Chip and Dale together again
没想到能有这一天 Never thought I'd see the day.
给我回来 Get back here!
-竟然是你 -我是巴鲁 很高兴见到你 -Yo, man, it's you! -Baloo. Nice to meet you.
不可能吧 我能摸你的脸吗 简直是太神奇了 No way! Can I touch your face? I mean, what is going on?
快点 上电梯 Quick, the elevator.
不好 Oh, no!
我命令你停下 I command thee to halt!
你想来砍我吗 随时欢迎 You want a piece of me? Be my guest.
注：Be My Guest是《美女与野兽》中卢米亚唱的经典歌曲
吃我一斧 Berserker!
不许动哦 Ah, ah, ah!
你好 我要报警 我这儿有个狂躁的参观者 Hello, 911? I have a rather unruly visitor here.
出口在那儿 There's the exit.
快跑 蒂蒂 快点儿 Go, Dale. Go!
加油 奇奇 Come on, Chip!
快 藏在这儿 Quick! Hide up here!
奇奇 Chip?
奇奇 你在哪儿 Chip, where are you?
你快出来啊 兄弟 Where are you, buddy?
不是吧 不不不不不 No. No, no, no, no, no, no!
嘿 斯戴勒 我刚得到了一个线索 Hey, Steckler. I just got a tip.
你的花栗鼠朋友们有麻烦了 I think your little chipmunk friends are in trouble.
我知道 长官 我现在就去会展中心 I know, sir. I'm heading to the Convention Center now.
情况比你想得更糟糕 快 No, it's worse than that. Come on.
我们动作得快点儿 不然来不及了 We gotta move fast before it's too late.
注：骷髅杰克是1993年迪士尼电影《圣诞夜惊魂》的主角
骷髅杰克一直在挪用他的慈善基金 他的罪行人尽皆知 You're gonna arrest me while Jack Skellington's been embezzling
你们不抓他反倒来抓我 from his own charity for years?
还有没有天理啊 Everyone knows it!
蒂蒂在哪儿 Where's Dale?
他会来的 别急得跟火烧裤子似的 He'll be here. Keep your pants on.
-我从来不穿裤子 -我看到了 - I don't wear pants. - Yeah, I noticed.
这可不是什么值得骄傲的事儿 It's not something to brag about.
你到底想干什么 What do you want?
我想让你别再妨碍我做生意了 I want you to stop messing with my business.
你把我的秘密都曝光了 You exposed everything,
现在我不得不举家搬迁 从头开始 now I have to move all this stuff, and start over.
简直烦死了 It's super annoying.
当初你来我办公室的时候就应该乖乖让我把你拍成山寨电影 You should have just let me bootleg you when you came to my office.
不然现在也不会有这么多破事儿 Could have saved us both a ton of headaches.
说实话 比起你们 我更喜欢《鼠来宝》里的那几只花栗鼠 Besides, I was always more of an Alvin and the Chipmunks person.
你就是个恶魔 You monster.
不许动 甜彼得 Freeze, Sweet Pete.
呵呵 这话还是留给你自己听吧 Nah. How about you freeze?
把枪放下 斯戴勒 Drop it, Steckler.
-什么情况 油灰队长 -蒂蒂是对的 - What? Captain Putty? - Dale was right.
-这也太狗血了 -可不是吗 这情节也太老套了 - How cliché. - I know. It is a bit unoriginal, right?
甜彼得 还记得你第一次来游说我的时候吗 Sweet Pete, remember when you first approached me to turn bad,
你让我跟你合作 当个坏人 be a bad guy, work with you,
我当时还说 得了吧 让我当内鬼也太明显了 and I was like, "Come on! That's too predictable."
是啊 我说什么来着 Yeah. And what did I say?
-既然还能凑合 -既然还能凑合 - "If it ain't broke..." - "If it ain't broke..."
-你怎么能做出这种事 -我懂 我懂 这太糟心了 - How could you? - I know, I know. It's terrible.
我好惭愧 但我别无选择 我妈妈需要钱做手术 I am so ashamed. But I had no choice. My mother needed an operation.
她玩手术游戏的时候受伤了 See, she got injured playing a game of Operation.
她玩得太投入了 没注意到边界 She got too close to the sides and, uh...
她被判罚出界 留下了心理阴影 ...she got buzzed really bad.
真抱歉 我演不下去了 Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't do it any longer.
当然是为了钱 我就跟贪财的蓝精灵一样 一心只为敛财 Money! I'm a greedy little Smurf who did it for the money.
真好笑 Hilarious.
但是你刚才的确被我骗到了吧 Yeah, but I had you going there for a second, didn't I?
你好 我看见小猪佩奇鬼鬼祟祟地溜进了尼克少儿 "Hello, I think I just saw Peppa Pig heading into Nickelodeon Jr."
是你 It was you?
假线索是你给的 You gave the fake tip.
你干扰了整个调查 You derailed the whole investigation and...
最糟糕的是 这让我开始怀疑自己的判断 and worst of all, you made me doubt myself.
得了吧 别这么脆弱 Oh, come on. Don't be so fragile.
专心点儿 蒂蒂 思考 Keep it together, Dale. Come on.
艾丽的电话 It's Ellie.
等等 不对 艾丽可能是坏人 Wait, no, Ellie could be bad.
但她也可能是好人 But she also could be good.
真头疼 要是奇奇在这儿就好了 他肯定知道该怎么做 Oh, my brain hurts. I wish Chip was here. He'd know what to do.
-你好 -嘿 你还好吗 - Hello? - Hey. You okay?
我挺好的 问这个干吗 Uh, yeah, totally fine. Why do you ask?
你别担心了 蒂蒂 我知道该怎么救奇奇了 You don't have to worry, Dale. I know how to get Chip back.
我在山寨工厂 来这儿找我吧 I'm down at the bootlegging facility. Meet me here.
一个人来 And come alone.
这听起来既可疑又危险 Well, that sounds super shady and not safe at all.
我知道 但你一定要相信我 I know. But you have to trust me.
还有 蒂蒂 “会钓鱼的星星”是我最喜欢的一集 And, Dale, "When You Fish Upon A Star," that's my favorite episode.
注：《救难小福星》系列剧第55集
话题转得挺突然啊 为什么最喜欢这一集 Kind of a deep cut. Why is that your favorite?
你还在吗 Hello?
“会钓鱼的星星”的确不错 I mean, "When You Fish Upon A Star" is a good episode,
但比它好的还有很多啊 but I wouldn't call it great.
你为什么要让蒂蒂过来 你应该保护他的 Why did you tell Dale to come? You should have protected him.
我给他留了秘密线索 一个暗号 I gave him a secret message. A code.
蒂蒂连自己的电话号码都记不住 他怎么破解你的暗号啊 Dale forgets his own phone number. How is he gonna break a code?
听好了伙伴们 实验就此结束 Listen up, you rejects from a science lab.
我本来已经设计了完美绝伦的计划 I didn't think of this extraordinarily brilliant plan,
可是却被你们这群家伙给我彻底毁了 only to have you idiots wreck the wrong ship.
依然能打 这剧可真是经典 Still holds up. It's a great show.
集中精力 蒂蒂 你可以的 Ah, no! Focus, Dale. Come on.
艾丽是在传递消息 是什么消息呢 Ellie is sending a message, but what?
你的小伙伴们是不会忍心看你这么被吊着的 Your little friends would never dream of leaving you hanging here.
不是吗 Would they?
好吧 蒂蒂 认真想想 All right. Think, Dale, think.
阿洁被困在了油灯里 什么能点亮油灯呢 Gadget is stuck in a lantern. Lanterns provide light
火 by using fire.
火焰很酷 但也很危险 Fire is really cool, but also really dangerous.
有人遇到了危险 Someone is in a dangerous situation.
就像那次我不小心用保龄球砸到了脚趾一样危险 Oh, like that time I dropped a bowling ball on my toe.
艾丽有十根脚趾 而且她可能喜欢泰国菜 Ellie has ten toes and she probably likes Thai food.
注：Thai（泰国的）与tie（捆绑）读音相同
艾丽被绑起来了 有危险 奇奇也和她在一起 Ellie is tied up and in danger, and Chip is with her.
幕后黑手一直都是油灰和甜彼得 It was Putty working with Sweet Pete the whole time.
我破解了暗号 我来了 伙伴们 I cracked it. I'm coming, guys.
加油啊 发动发动发动啊 Come on. Start, start, start, start!
不 不 不 不 No. No, no, no.
阿洁和她标志性的救难小福星飞机
亲爱的 有人在车道上拗造型呢 Honey, someone's doing a cool pose in the driveway.
不好意思 蒂蒂 老朋友 一见到你 我满心欢喜 Excuse me. Dale, old chum. The sight of you lights my heart aglow.
小福星们 我需要你们的帮助 Rangers, I need your help.
我们爱你 兄弟 We love you, bud,
但是我们真的不能再投资你的独立电影了 but we just can't invest in any more of your independent movies.
什么 不 我不是来说这个的 我有一件很重要的事 What... No, I'm not here for that. I'm here for something very important.
不过那个剧本真的不错 你们真的读过吗 Although that script was pretty good. Did you even read it?
奇奇 我想给你订制点儿特别的花样 Chip, I wanna do something extra special for you.
你听听这个策划怎么样 你还是扮演原来的角色 How would you feel about playing your old character,
但是用脚当耳朵 用狗鼻子当尾巴 but with feet for ears, and a dog snout where your tail should be?
说实话 听起来糟透了 Okay, honest feedback, that sounds terrible.
你会喜欢你的新形象的 You're gonna like the way you look.
-我保证 -你逃不掉的 - I guarantee it. - You'll never get away with this.
逃不掉什么 男人的衣柜吗 我当然逃得掉 The Men's Wearhouse reference? Yeah, I think I will.
来吧 大改造要开始了 Okay, let's make some changes.
太棒了吧 这玩意竟然真的能飞 This is awesome! I'm amazed this thing actually flies.
而且你竟然真的会开飞机 And you know how to fly it.
是啊 看来我当年在剧里的角色 Yeah. I guess my character from the old show,
和现实生活中的我没什么区别 and my character in real life are basically exactly the same.
是啊 的确是 小拉链 跟孩子们相处得怎么样 Yeah, I guess so. Zipper, how are the kids?
非常棒 当然了 作为全职爸爸的确很有挑战 Splendid. I mean, sure, being a stay-at-home dad has its challenges,
但这是我做过的最有成就感的工作了 but it's the most rewarding job I could ever ask for and it just...
是我的经纪人的电话 抱歉 我能先接一下吗 It's actually my agent. Sorry, can you hold on for a second?
戴夫·博利纳里 很久没听到过你的消息了 Dave Bolinari. Haven't heard from you in a while.
过去七年你都没收到我的消息吗 Did you not get my last seven years of messages?
蒂蒂 好哥们儿 真是抱歉啊 Oh, Daley, brother, so sorry.
是这样的 我换了个新助理 然后我们就度假去了 Look, I got a new assistant, and then we were off for the holidays.
话说回来 我在看新闻 Anyways, I'm watching the news.
电视小明星发现重大线索 圣佩德罗非法山寨工厂遭突击检查
你们现在可是全市热议的话题人物 You're the talk of the town.
热度有了 合作邀约也有了 We've got heat. We've got offers.
搞个同名小说怎么样 还有剧集重启 I'm thinking book deal. I'm thinking reboot.
说实话 我能过会儿给你回电话吗 我现在有急事儿 Hey, actually, can I call you back? I can't talk now.
什么 可是 蒂蒂 你得分清楚轻重缓急啊哥们儿 What? But, Dale, you gotta get your priorities straight, dawg.
你猜怎么着 这还是我这辈子第一次 You know what? I think for the first time in my life,
分清楚什么重要 什么不重要呢 I am getting my priorities straight.
-朋友比生意重要多了 -蒂蒂 兄弟 - Friends are more important than business. - Dale, brother...
干得漂亮 蒂蒂 Good for you, Dale.
不过你其实没必要扔掉手机 Probably shouldn't have thrown your phone, though.
是啊 扔完我就后悔了 Nope. Immediately regretted it.
好吧 躺在这儿还挺舒服的 Well, it was a good run.
-才不是呢 我这是骗谁呢 -让我看看 - No, it wasn't. Who am I kidding? - Okay, let's see.
屁股上来个狗鼻子 Dog snout right on the butt.
笑死 奇奇根本就不懂改造的乐趣所在 It's hilarious. Chip doesn't know what he's talking about.
拦住他啊 队长 你不该是这样的人 Stop him, Captain! You're better than this.
我就是这种人 No, I'm not.
我们到了 地平线上氤氲着不祥之兆的堡垒 Ah, there it is. The foreboding fortress on the horizon.
-亲爱的 我就喜欢你用这些文绉绉的词说话 -谢谢宝贝 - Oh, I love it when you talk fancy, honey. - Thank you, my love.
看来你只能从那个排气管进去了 Looks like the only way in is through that exhaust pipe.
没问题 帮我瞄准一下 Okay, good. Try to line me up with it.
-你确定要这么做吗 蒂蒂 -我从未如此确定过 - Are you sure you wanna do this, Dale? - As sure as I've ever been.
但是 一般情况下你做的决定都是错的 But you're, like, known for constantly making terrible decisions.
可不是吗 I know, right?
救难小福星 发射 Rescue Rangers, away.
起码这货没了 At least that's gone.
坚持住 奇奇 Hold on, Chippy!
不好 Uh-oh.
-不 不不不 别这样 -嘿 快修好它啊 - No! No, no, no, no. Come on! - Hey, hey. Fix that.
-得把它修好 -呵呵 谢谢你天才的建议啊 - You should fix it. - Oh, yeah. Thanks for the input, genius.
-艾丽 -蒂蒂 - Ellie. - Dale.
你还好吗 奇奇在哪儿 Hey, are you okay? Where's Chip?
-他还在机器里 -我在这儿 - He's still in the machine. - Over here.
-奇奇 你没事吧 -我没事 - Chip, you're okay. - Yeah.
你来救我们了 我从来没有怀疑过你 兄弟 You came for us. I never doubted you, buddy.
你看 我就说他能破解我的暗号 See? He understood the clue.
当然了 暗号太明显了 Of course, it was obvious.
在“会钓鱼的星星”里 阿洁被朋友背叛了 就像我们一样 In "When You Fish Upon a Star," Gadget was double-crossed. Just like us.
是啊 当然了 Right. Totally.
和你的破解思路完全对不上 是吧 You had a completely different take, didn't you?
-是的 我的和泰国菜有关 -不许动 不然我现在就擦掉他 - Yes, mine involved Thai food. - Stop! Or I'll erase him right here.
-冷静冷静冷静 好吧 -别激动 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. - Wait.
我们聊聊吧 Let's talk about this.
听着 我懂你的感受 Listen, I get how you feel.
事情并没有向你希望的方向发展 对吧 Things didn't work out the way you wanted, right?
你胸怀希望和梦想 但是 You had big hopes and dreams and, well...
但是这个冰冷的世界伤透了你的心 ...then the world just sort of breaks your heart.
你的心中只剩下了愤怒和孤独 And it feels like the only emotions you have left are anger and loneliness.
但你不是一个人 我们都有伙伴陪在身边 But you're not alone. None of us are.
没错 It's true.
你们俩的确是好莱坞最烂的演员 You two really are the worst actors in Hollywood.
嘿 什么情况 不 Hey! What the... No!
什么 What the...
这东西在发什么疯 What is going on with this thing?
核心温度已达临界值
不不不 不 No, no, no. No!
情况不太妙啊 That was not cool.
-你还好吗 -还好吧 - Hey, are you okay? - I think so.
-蒂蒂 你受伤了吗 -我没事 - Dale, are you hurt? - No, I'm good.
注：吉米变成了类似《睡美人》中蓝天仙子的形象
不是吧 嘿 Uh-oh. Hey!
怎么还有一股臭味儿 And it smells too.
白痴玻璃 我先溜了 Stupid glass. Okay, I'm out.
-油灰要逃跑了 -我去追他 - Putty, he's getting away. - I'm on it.
注：“变形金刚”系列中擎天柱的腿
注：《玩具总动员》中胡迪的腿
注：《无敌破坏王》中拉尔夫的手
注：《救难小福星》系列剧中的反派肥猫的头
喵 Meow.
注：这句话模仿《无敌破坏王》拉尔夫的标志性台词“我要破坏它”
我要搞破坏了 I'm gonna wreck stuff.
快跑 Run!
注：猫头顶上的蝴蝶结与迪士尼动画电影《猫儿历险记》中玛丽的样式相同
注：右肩膀的铠甲类似2003年《忍者神龟》动画剧集中施莱德的铠甲
嘿 上去 Hey, up here.
蠢东西 You fools!
这是哪里 Where are we?
胖熊噗叽
胖熊噗叽 什么玩意 Pooj, The Fat Honey Bear? Ugh.
注：山寨版《小熊维尼》
快跑 Keep going!
四个字 花栗鼠汤 Two words. Chipmunk soup.
看来他们一直都在这里拍山寨电影 I guess they were making the bootleg movies here the whole time.
注：山寨版《辛普森一家》
而不是海外 Not overseas.
佩琴加 Ay, pechanga!
队长 Captain?
都结束了 投降吧 It's all over. Just give yourself up.
有人吗 Hello?
啊哦 我跳 我跳 Oopsie daisy. Yoink, yoink.
小心哦 Heads-up.
不行 这样晕的是我 Oh, that actually made me dizzy.
注：山寨版《阿拉丁》
小心 Watch out.
让开 你们两个小东西 赶紧滚 Hey, get outta the way, you little yahoos! Move it!
注：迪士尼角色皮特坐着阿拉丁的飞毯
你们把这里搞得一团糟 You're messing things up here.
借过 Coming through!
抓紧了 Grab on.
欢迎加里王子
注：这里山寨了《阿拉丁》中的“阿里王子” 同时致敬了1993年电影《侏罗纪公园》中横幅落下的场景
还差一点 So close.
好了 Okay.
你知道吗 我 You know, I'm...
洛杉矶禁止钓所有动画鱼
这印在我脸上跟橡皮泥一样 记得那个玩具吗 Ah, it's stuck to my face like Silly Putty. Remember that stuff?
哎哟！进口税上涨苦了圣佩德罗码头
让我们做个了结 Let's finish this.
可怜的小艾丽 Poor, sweet, little Ellie.
你从一开始就不该当警察 You never should've been a cop in the first place.
有遗言吗 Any last words?
什么 我听不见 没有吗 行 拜拜 你没了 What? I can't hear you. No? Okay. Bye, bye, you're dead.
油灰 别这么脆弱 Hey, Putty. Don't be so fragile.
-不是吧 -没路了 - No! - There's nowhere to go.
我们被困住了 We're trapped.
我这就来了哦 I'm gonna find you!
别躲了 快出来吧 Come out, come out, wherever you are.
这太糟了 救命 This is bad. Come on.
动动你的聪明脑子 奇奇 快思考 Use that big old brain of yours, Chip, think.
我知道了 That's it.
-第325集 -第325集 - Episode 325. - Episode 325.
-给 这招对肥猫很有效 打我吧 -这次换你打我 - Here. It worked on Fat Cat. Hit me. - No. This time you hit me.
-你确定吗 -确定 快点 - Are you sure? -Yeah. Come on.
直接来吧 就现在 Get right under it. Now, do it.
好的 我打了 Okay, here I go.
不敢相信你以前每周都要被打 I can't believe we used to do this to you every week.
拜托 他们都在哪里 Come on, where are they?
拜托 哈罗德 现在可是大半夜 Oh, come on, Harold. It's the middle of the night.
-无视就好了 -我们聊过这个了 艾琳 - Just ignore it. - We've been through this, Eileen.
这是我的工作 我现在不想跟你吵 It's my job. Do not ruffle me right now.
-失败了 你得再打我一下 -好吧 - It didn't work. You gotta hit me again. - All right.
你们在这里啊 There you are.
别玩了 换我吧 就往这里猛打一下 Enough playing around. My turn. Here, give it a good whack.
现在事情变得奇怪了 Okay. Things are getting weird.
这可不妙 This isn't good.
小鸟 给我过来 Birds. Come here!
快跑 Go! Go! Go!
快成功了 Almost there.
再见 奇奇和蒂蒂 Goodbye, Chip 'n Dale.
联邦调查局 This is the FBI.
-你被包围了 -太好了 丑八怪索尼克 - We've got you surrounded. - Yeah. Ugly Sonic!
看招 Take that!
-快快快 加油蒂蒂 快按 -按了 - Go, go, go, go. Come on, Dale. Hit it. - Got it!
-耶 -太好了 - Yeah! - Yes!
看吧 蒂蒂 我就跟你说我拍剧了 See! I told you I had a show, Dale.
什么破牙 害我咬到舌头了 Ow! Stupid teeth, I think I just bit my tongue.
我们是地球上最聪明的花栗鼠 Whoo! We're the smartest chipmunks on the planet.
你觉得你能打得过我们吗 You thought you could beat us?
你不知道我们是谁吗 Don't you know who we are?
-像奇奇和蒂蒂 -像奇奇和蒂蒂 - Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale - Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale
-救难福星 -救难福星 - Rescue Rangers - Rescue Rangers
-像奇奇和蒂蒂 -像奇奇和蒂蒂 - Chi... Chi... Ch... Chip and Dale - Chi... Chi... Ch... Chip and Dale
-不管是多么 -不管是多么 - When there's danger - When there's danger
-困难的事情 -困难的事情 - No, no, it never fails - It never fails
-他们都会 -他们都会 - Once they're involved - Once they're involved
一起去解决 Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved
像奇奇和蒂蒂救难福星 Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
不 No!
-趴下 -好了好了 你们抓到我了 冷静 - Down! Get down on the ground! - All right, all right, you got me. Calm down.
蒂蒂 Dale?
蒂蒂 拜托 别开玩笑 D... Dale, come on. Don't mess with me.
天哪 别这样 Come on. Not this time, man.
我知道你在整我 我不会被骗第二次了 快点 I know you're just pranking me. I'm not falling for this twice. Come on.
蒂蒂 Dale?
你知道吗 儿时在食堂认识你的那一天 You... you know, the morning I met you, when we were just kids at the cafeteria...
我从来没告诉过你 但我求妈妈允许我不去学校 I never told you this, but I begged my mom to let me stay home from school
因为我没有朋友 because I didn't have any friends.
你是个很棒的小孩 奇奇 You're a great kid, Chip.
记住 最大的风险就是不冒任何风险 Remember, the biggest risk is not taking any risk at all.
你会找到好朋友的 我保证 You'll find a friend. I promise.
我又害怕又孤独 不知道该怎么办 I was so scared and alone. And I was lost.
就像你一样 蒂蒂 Just like you, Dale.
比起你需要我 我更需要你 And I needed you more than you needed me.
嘿 我能坐这里吗 Hey. Mind if I sit?
这么多年 你一直都担任着配角 All these years, I... I let you feel like you were second banana
因为我想当主角 because I wanted to feel like first banana.
没有你 我什么也不是了 I was nothing without you.
所以那天晚上 你在拖车里告诉我 So that night when... In the trailer when... when you told me
《特工零零蒂》的事情时 我就应该跟你说真心话 about Double-O Dale, I... I just should have told you that.
我不应该那样对你 I shouldn't have treated you that way.
对不起 蒂蒂 I'm sorry, Dale.
-真的吗 -蒂蒂 - Really? - Dale!
-你怎么 -这东西太特别了 舍不得扔 -But how'd you... -This thing's too special to throw away.
-那玩意儿把我的鼻子都撞扁了 -非常好用呢 -Ow! That pog smashed my nose. -That worked out well.
你救了我一命 You saved my life.
换作是你 也会救我的 You'd do the same for me.
等一下 Wait. Hold on a second.
如果他们在这里拍山寨电影 If they were filming the bootleg movies here,
你会不会觉得 you don't think...
-蒙弟 -蒙弟 - Monty! - Monty!
注：《摩登原始人》弗雷德+《高飞历险记》大脚怪
-哇 慢点 -你看到他了吗 - Whoa. Okay, okay. Slow down. - Do you see him?
注：《海绵宝宝》派大星+《木偶也摇滚》温布利
注：《啄木鸟伍迪》伍迪+《鬼马小精灵》卡斯珀、《阿拉丁》阿布+任天堂大金刚 山寨版《狮子王》沙祖、《大力鼠》太空飞鼠+《米老鼠》莫提默
注：《黑猫侦探》墨赛德+《杰克武士》杰克武士 《唐老鸭俱乐部》阿彪、蓝精灵画风的《怪诞小镇》迪普
注：《飞哥与小佛》飞哥+《迷你乐一通》渡渡鸟
注：山寨版邦卡猫、山寨版《木偶奇遇记》蟋蟀吉明尼
注：《爱丽丝梦游仙境》妙妙猫+《阿拉丁》乐雅、 《高卢英雄传》奥贝利克斯、《森林王子》卡
蒙弟 Monty?
注：《妙妙龙》埃利奥特
注：《仙履奇缘》葛斯
没看见 I don't see him.
蒙弟 Monty?
注：《火影忍者》漩涡鸣人、《探险活宝》玛瑟琳 《海底小精灵》+《玩具总动员》胡迪、《星蝶公主》星蝶+《飞天小女警》泡泡
注：《白雪公主与七个小矮人》喷嚏精、《小美人鱼》小比目鱼 《小鹿斑比》斑比+《大力士海格力斯》珀伽索斯
注：《公主与青蛙》蒂安娜+《奇妙仙子》奇妙仙子
朋友们 Mates!
蒙弟 Oh, Monty!
还以为我们失去你了 We thought we lost you.
谢天谢地 Oh, thank goodness.
你们没有放弃救我 You never gave up on me.
当然了 Of course not.
我们永远不会放弃朋友 We'd never give up on friends.
他们对你做了什么 Oh, what did they do to you?
奇奇 他们把我变成了小飞象 Ah, Chipper. They Dumbo'd me.
别担心 我有个朋友可以帮你修复耳朵 Don't worry. I've got a guy that'll fix those ears, no problem.
谢谢你 蒂蒂 Oh, thank you, Dale.
-不会吧 那是 -哇 你的耳朵好大 - No way. Is that... - Wow, those ears are huge.
阿洁 小拉链 我是在做梦吧 Gadget, Zipper. I must be dreaming.
你们敢相信吗 救难小福星全员合体了 Can you believe it? All the Rescue Rangers together.
这么多年了 见到你们真好 It has been a long time. It's really good to see you guys.
见到你们非常高兴 It is wonderful to see you all.
快看你们的成果 Wow, look at what you guys did.
注：《白雪公主与七个小矮人》喷嚏精
注：《罗宾汉》托比
注：《星蝶公主》星蝶+《飞天小女警》泡泡
注：《飞哥与小佛》飞哥+《迷你乐一通》渡渡鸟
注：《木偶奇遇记》蟋蟀吉明尼
注：《爱心熊》分享熊
注：《邦卡猫》邦卡猫、《森林王子》卡
你被捕了 You're under arrest,
注：冈比是一个黏土动画角色
你个劣质的冈比 you low-rent Gumby.
他归你们处置了 He's all yours, boys.
这个案子办得好 联邦调查局需要你这样的人 Nice work on this case. The FBI could use someone like you.
谢谢 不过我更愿意发展私人侦探业务 Thanks. But I think I'd like to start my own detective agency.
艾丽 过来一下 Hey, Ellie, get over here.
给大伙介绍一下我们的朋友艾丽 Gang. I'd like you to meet our dear friend, Ellie.
没有她 我们不可能完成这一切 None of this would have been possible without her.
-结果她居然是 -粉丝 我是忠实粉丝 - As it turns out, she's a... - Fan. I am a huge fan.
很高兴认识你 Well, nice to meet you.
-你好 -幸会 - Hello. - Greetings.
蒂蒂 很抱歉经历这么多才把大家聚在一起 You know, Dale, I'm sorry it took all this to get us back together.
奇奇 快过来 Oh, Chip. Come here.
哎呀 要不是他们把我泪腺擦了 我都要哭了 Crikey. I'd cry if they didn't erase me tear ducts.
人类会犯错 而圣人会原谅 To err is human, to forgive, divine.
我有时候真搞不懂你们的喜好 Sometimes, I can't tell what you guys like more.
是吃坚果还是把我们都逼疯 Eating nuts or driving us nuts.
我一直很想跟你们一起大笑一次 I've always wanted to do one of these laughs with you guys.
-你们要笑多久 -笑话越冷笑得越久 - How long does it last? - The worse the joke, the longer the laugh.
奇奇 这是不是意味着我们再次正式成为朋友了 So, Chip. Does this mean we are officially friends again?
当然 或许有些东西还是值得重启的 Heh. Sure. I guess some things are worth rebooting.
你承认了 你想要《救难小福星》重启 You said it. You wanna do a Rescue Rangers reboot.
我没说 我可不是那个意思 No, I didn’t. That is not what I meant.
好吧 有一点那个意思 不过我得先审剧本 I mean, maybe. I’d have to see the script first.
太好了 那你就是同意了 你觉得我们能请到 Oh, yes. That's a yes. Hey, do you think we can get,
顶流来唱主题曲吗 like, a pop star to do the theme song?
好嘛 Yeah, right.
就是有一个很厉害的版本 但大家还是只想听原版 Like a super serious version, even though everyone just wants to hear the original.
没错 就是这样 Yes! That exactly.
注：奇奇刚开完顶流玩笑，此处播放的就是Post Malone翻唱的主题曲
人们 Sometimes
欢迎回来 蒙弟
有时 Some crimes
会被罪恶打败 Go slipping through the cracks
但如果我们 But these two gumshoes
被山寨了？
艾丽·斯戴勒私家侦探
彼此互相扶持 Are picking up the slack
不分你的事或我的事 There's no case too big No case too small
团结创造奇迹 When you need help just call
像奇奇和蒂蒂 Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale
救难福星 像奇奇和蒂蒂 Rescue Rangers Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale
救难福星 When there's danger
不管是多么困难事情 No, no, it never fails
他们都会一起去解决 Once they're involved Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved
奇奇和蒂蒂 Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale
原创纪录片《长大了的男孩》 亲口讲述他的故事
注：此处模仿Disney+首页界面
毛绒大作战
蛛丝马迹 Fresh prints, not since
华生和福尔摩斯 Watson and Mr. Holmes
默契搭档 Have two minds So fine
注：《意大利面狗2》、《玛蒂尔达：满载》（山寨《玛蒂尔达》和《金龟车贺比》） 《拉德·潘》（山寨《小飞侠》）、《胖熊噗叽》（山寨《小熊维尼》）
注：“这才是真正的卡通饶舌”（山寨著名流行音乐合辑） 《阿甘虾餐厅大电影》（来自阿甘虾餐厅）、《农场野兽》（山寨《狮子王》）
注：《小象蠢宝》（山寨《小飞象》）
每个角落都不放过 Looked under every stone
如果生活不顺心 When you need some help To save the day
救难小福星
他们随时出击 像奇奇和蒂蒂 They're never far away. Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale
救难福星 像奇奇和蒂蒂 Rescue Rangers. Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale
不管是多么困难事情 When there's danger No, no, it never fails
正在热映 “没有人可以拒绝姨人！” 《姨人》
《救难小福星》重启版票房大卖 评论家问：谁在乎呢
他们都会一起去解决 Once they're involved Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved
奇奇和蒂蒂 Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale
天气阴 坏心情 坏人的恶行没有停 Grey skies, it's trouble Bad guys see double
DJ赫佐格奥拉赫 特邀嘉宾奇奇和蒂蒂
只要他们在身旁 When they're around
从此烦恼走光光 The chips are never down
迪士尼午后大乱斗
像奇奇和蒂蒂 救难福星 Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
像奇奇和蒂蒂 救难福星 Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale When there's danger
不管是多么困难事情 No, no, it never fails Once they're involved
他们都会一起去解决 Somehow whatever's wrong Gets solved
像奇奇和蒂蒂 Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale
女士们先生们 欢迎救难小福星 Ladies and gentlemen, the Rescue Rangers!
快下去 大家想看飞天德 飞天德 Boo! Hiss! We want Darkwing! We want Darkwing!
快跟我一起喊 飞天德飞天德 Say it with me! We want Darkwing!
真是太无趣了 What a load of malarkey.
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